Just a quickie:How do you "wink" on here Guys?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Is it me or do none of these Emoticons cover Winking?

Being a cheeky chappie,sometimes I like to wink but seem unable to here.

Can anyone suggest any help in this direction please Guys...

p.s Its just that I feel that a wink on here breaks the ice sometimes as a greeting.

The internet equivalent of a handshake,if you like.

[Asset]

;-)

[Jah Lush]

I'm just hoping that isn't a typo.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Proverbs 10: 10 - "He that winketh with the eye causeth sorrow"

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Jah:Nah!

Its just that there are Emoticons for various other types of expression but none for the good old-fashioned and time-honoured Cockney habit of Winking.

Which in a Sarf London based Forum I find rather strange.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

Proverbs 10: 10 - "He that winketh with the eye causeth sorrow"

Don't get me wrong I'm not one to diss the Proverbs but I have winketh more times than I care to remember and its never caused me any sorrow,I have to say.(Wink)

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Talking of which they say that "A Nods as good as a Wink"...but is it?

Which Guy on here can truly tell me that this is the case(?)

[HonaloochieB]

Quickie? Winking?

Don't think we don't get your code Mr Times Literary Supplement.

I think perhaps you're looking for a more 'specialist' board.

I feel quite soiled.

[HonaloochieB]

And emoticons are for w@nkers, avoid them as you would a syphilitic meths drinker.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Hona:I will admit that I do like to end proceedings with the occasional Wink.Its just frustrating that one isn't able to do so here.

Thats all I'm saying.:-S

[Asset]

Isn't the one I used above a wink then?

[Brendan]

it?s as good as one to a blind bat.

[mockney piers]

What the hell does that make Tony then, apart from blind to the space and enter buttons?

[Asset]

you callin' me a blind bat Brendan?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Asset Wrote:

Isn't the one I used above a wink then?

Admittedly,I'm not from these parts but from where I come from thats not my idea of someone Winking,one feels compelled to say.

Looking content nae pleased I will grant you, but Winking ?

Its hard to tell sometimes but I suggest NOT! Sir!

...though it might be,you can't always tell these days....

[Brendan]

Course not. ;-) Say no more.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

All this "a nods as good as a Wink to a blind bat" malarkey..??....surely winking doesn't make you go blind eventually does it Guys?

Must be a few on here that would know...Mockney any idea me old M8:)

[Brendan]

Is this all about what Kiwis have to resort to when the sheep go to market?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Brendan Wrote:

Is this all about what Kiwis have to resort to when the sheep go to market?

Brendan:Please don't bring sheep into it as we'll all get baaarred(Wink).

[HonaloochieB]

No, bring sheep into it, because we know they're going to just be coy references to bestiality.

As opposed to the appalling fuckery of emoticons. We all know they're wrong, let's just stop it now.

And bury them in the same pit as LOL, IMO, IMHO etc.

Let's consider the use of them as a condition, or syndrome if you will and advise anyone using them to seek homeopathic or other voodoo medical help.

Come on, it'll be a start.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Just got home.

Cor Blimey O'Reilly!(!)

[KalamityKel]

does not "sarf" sound rather posh? "sowff" surely ;-)