Things you say to yourself upon leaving your front door.

[SCSB79]

Tie. Wallet. Phone.

[Moos]

AllForNun, do you really need reminding to bring your testicles when you go out?

[HonaloochieB]

*Bob* Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Jules won't let him.

> She's put her foot down - it's the kids (Poppy

> Melon, Abercrombie, Fitch and Pukka) she's

> thinking of.

What all else ya gonna git from Jules. Thet mother.

[HonaloochieB]

*Bob* Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Streep can't do it.

> She's tied-up making a CGI-laden sequel to that

> one where the dingo eats her kid.

>

> Worrall-Thompson's in (of course) - reprising his

> role as the dwarf from Lord of the Rings. And

> Rhodes will cameo as long as there's no dancing

> involved. But who can play Jamie.. that's the

> question.

I know it's silly of me. And, of course I know that some may call me an old Irrelevant Irene.

But if dear, dear Robert Morley were still with us...

HonaloochieBackstage

[HonaloochieB]

AllforNun Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Yes your right it is the catholic thingy,but how

> on earth did i manage to leave my keys in the

> butter dish at the back of the fridge though,

> goddam alcohol .....

AllForNun, you treated your keys as the valuable items they are and put them where they would be out of the reach of miscreants.

Butter dish, though? There's fancy.

[SteveT]

I've never felt quite the same about butter since Last Tango in Paris

[AllforNun]

no not my testicles....always carry someone else's with you, you never know when you might start feeling peckish.

[KalamityKel]

"don't forget lunch, don't forget lunch don't forget lunch"

?4-6 later... forgot lunch :( why don't normal houses have kitchens next to the front doors?