The Off-Off Topic Thread

[HonaloochieB]

Huh. Your mum.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

PeckhamRose Wrote:

And Rod Argent of Argent fame ("Hold your head UP") tours with Colin Blunstone ("I don't believe

> in Miracles").

Well they would :))

When I saw Argent back in '72 Rod and Colin were both in Argent..(tu)

[Brendan]

Considering the name you would think that Snapple would have more apple based flavours wouldn?t you.

[HonaloochieB]

William Tell's lucky he's not around today, the social'd have his kid in care and he's probably be up on a charge.

[Moos]

Gok Wan says girlfriend far too much

[The Goose]

jumpinjackflash Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> dunno but I have a pet dog with a wrinkled face

how does it smell ?

[HonaloochieB]

Like Barbara Cartland's pussy.

[jumpinjackflash]

no he does not!!! he smells with his nose silly.

He refuses to have botox.

[Brendan]

I really wish graffiti artists would be more artistic.

[LuvPeckham]

I rolly wash Dyslexia wos earsier to spel

[HonaloochieB]

I wish we could all just sit a spell.

And just look at the creek.

[LuvPeckham]

Hers is hoping that isn't s4it creek :(

Looking is fine, but the smell leaves something to be desired.

[HonaloochieB]

According to Shaylene, the smell issomething to be desired.

And desired good. And proper, let me tell you.

And given time, it will clear.

She has assured me.

[HonaloochieB]

I don't know about anyone else, but today I'm going to put sad songs on the stereo, gaze wistfully out of the window and ponder lost love.

That should cheer me up.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

I don't know about anyone else, but today I'm going to put sad songs on the stereo, gaze wistfully out of the window and ponder lost love. That should cheer me up.

Els vd Schuldt in Holland. The German girl gazing out of the coach in Majorca as she disappearred over the horizon for ever.

The two Italian Girls inthe chalet next door who were really "friendly" in Ibiza..Cheryl in Corfu. Linda from Stoke Newington.

Jill from Caversham.Sue from Leigh-On-Sea.Jenny/Lesley/Amanda/Anne/Rusty from work days.Chico who ran off with a German Banker to Switzerland..The Twins from West Midlands. Viv who ran off with an Afghani Guy from Dulwich,funnily enough:(

The long-legged French/Brazilian Girl who lived with me,said "she would never forget me" and came back from Brazil to move in with a Hotelier from Earls Court...and a host of others since the early 1970's all gone.

Thanks for cheering me up:(

Where's that revolver that I was asking for today in the thread that has mysteriously disappearred?

Its THE END...:(

....however there's still "J".."K" "A" and "S" on the scene so.....:):)

[Moos]

Chico who ran off with a German Banker to Switzerland

The home of the cuckoo clock? Clearly it was Chico Time.

[Brendan]

Listening to shouty music with loud guitars, drinking beer and playing air-guitar in your underpants is a far superior way to spend a day. Not least because it doesn?t raise any difficult moral questions about the Swiss banking system.

[Keef]

I was watching "The story of the guitar" on BBC a couple of weeks ago, and they visited the air guitar champion of somewhere or other. He said you can't hold nothing, you have to hold "an air guitar" to be a success. You are not playing air, you are playing an air guitar!

Thought you'd appreciate the tip Brendan.

[Brendan]

You are wise indeed Sensei. I have 4 of them myself.

[Keef]

I enjoy playing my air flying V, and regularly trash my air strats.

[SeanMacGabhann]

All this talk of guitars reminds me - in 2 weeks time when I finally have the space it's going to be wall-to-wall Rock Band and Gutar Hero World Tour round mine

shhhh - don't tell Lady Mac

[Brendan]

I had 5 but I smashed the electric blue crackle finish Jackson against the 10 cabinet Marshall stack this weekend.

Unfortunately that?s one of the risks you run when you listen to Anthrax after 6 pints of Stella.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Moos Wrote:

Chico who ran off with a German Banker to Switzerland The home of the cuckoo clock? Clearly it was Chico Time.

Sadly my "Chico Time" expired but it was good while it lasted!..She lived in St.Johns Wood(very naice) and Earls Court with her Kenyan Sister(she went off with a Blonde-Haired Blue-Eyed Swedish Restauranteur in Central London).

She introduced me to "Miss Kenya" who I could not take my eyes off all night and she lived in Frankfurt with a German as well:)..Took all 3 to The Mint Casino,Cromwell Road one night.The Receptionist said on our arrival "You look gorgeous"..I replied "Thank You Very Much!":)...she said "NOT YOU,you fool!":(

[HonaloochieB]

I don't know about anyone else.

[LuvPeckham]

"I'm sane, it's the rest of you who are mad...." at least that's what I tell myself every time my physco-analyst books me in for another 48hrs holiday.

P.S. I met Jesus last time I had such a short break, he was in an arm wrestling contest with Buddha, and Adolf Hitler was waiting to take on the winner whilst Captain Kirk played drums with Motley Crue. "Sigh" such happy memories, pity the holiday snaps never seem to develop correctly.