Hi there everyone

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Careful that forumites don't use other means to stalk you. You know, cats that menace, that sort of thing.

[Moos]

often the first sign of stalking is a small duck left somewhere inconspicuous, such as under a sofa.

[Brendan]

Isn?t it Suggs coming up the front path?

[Brendan]

Sorry, that?s Madness. That?s the first sign of Madness I?m thinking of.

[HonaloochieB]

microbite Wrote:

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> To be honest, I was going to try and pretend to be

> male on this forum, but couldn't carry it off! ha!

> I was a bit concerned about revealing too much as

> someone on this forum said to be careful about

> what people disclose of themselves in relation to

> personal information, I'm not for one moment

> saying that anyone on here is capable of being a

> stalker and recognising you in the street from

> your description on an internet chat forum! but

> caution isn't a bad thing sometimes, whilst of

> course at the same time having fun and making new

> friends.

Welcome Micobite. I resemble the late Reginald Bosanquet without the benefit of toupee.

No one from the EDF has ever approached me, even though I affect an opera cape while shopping on LL of a Saturday.

Bastards.

[Brendan]

Is that you? I?m sorry I called the Garda on you last week but we really didn?t have to see that. Hope they didn?t put the boot in too hard.

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Is that you? I?m sorry I called the Garda on you

> last week but we really didn?t have to see that.

> Hope they didn?t put the boot in too hard.

No hard feelings Brendan, the flics weren't bothered about the cape, but I got a caution for the 'I've Shagged A Satanic Slut' T-Shirt.

I fully deserved the sanction and have sent a heartfelt apology and a wreath to the slut in question.

I just hope the young people to whom I am a role model understand.

[caffine addict]

I too am going to jump on the I 'm new hello bandwagon! Hi all!! :)

[HonaloochieB]

Welcome CA. You fuh coffee?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Obviously Not Hona:))

[KalamityKel]

seasons greetings to all newcomers :)) :)-D

[Tony.London Suburbs]

KalamityKel Wrote:

seasons greetings to all newcomers :)) :)-D

"seasons greetings"??

What seasons?:))..I know your timekeeping ain't too clever cos of the times I've waited potside THe Crown 'n Anchor for you but I didn't realise you get the months wromg as well...::o

[KalamityKel]

If I didnt wuv ya so much mister I'd shove me broom right up ur...

Pick any season you like my dear... I'm quite into autumn at present

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I have just had the aforementioned broom surgically removed from my posteria but as we go back a long way I forgives yer Darling,these fings 'appen.Life innit:'(

[KalamityKel]

Toffee apple anyone? :))

[Tony.London Suburbs]

For Microbite and St.George.