Geezers

[Seabag]

He's still out there, in fact I just saw two, off to watch the footy at The Bird in Hand, a full on Geezer Boozer in Dartmouth Road

Shaved head, stocky built, wearing shorts along with an all year round tan, fading tat's and Reebok Classics

I somehow feel reassured when I see a proppa Geezer (not to be mistaken for a 'bloke' or a 'fella') ,it's like somethings don't change and I like that. No matter how many Hipsters, Flip Flops, Fops or new Dads move in to populate the local areas, there's still room for the resolute Geezer

Sydenham retains its full quota I'm pleased to say

"Go on my Son"

"Alright geezer"

"Geezer"

[uncleglen]

The Millwall 'geezer' and the West Ham 'geezer' are cousins!

[Seabag]

Sorry uncleglen

But those Geezers are technically Blokes

Oh yeah, they'd like to be Geezers, but sadly they're not

[Jah Lush]

[Seabag]

Thank you Jah

This is now the official theme tune to the thread

Gee-zer !

[LadyDeliah]

I got another tattoo yesterday as it goes, to remind myself of my geezer-bird roots. It's easy to lose one's way with the recent and overwhelming influx of twats.

[maxxi]

Yer can keep yer geezers an' blokes an' fellahs - we wus always chaps.

http://thechapmagazine.co.uk/content/images/shop/back/58.jpg

[Seabag]

LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> I got another tattoo yesterday as it goes, to

> remind myself of my geezer-bird roots. It's easy

> to lose one's way with the recent and overwhelming

> influx of twats.

But you're wearing Rebboks ?

[LadyDeliah]

I had been wearing flip flops, that's the problem. So I gave myself a slap, got a new tat and dug out the classics.

[Jah Lush]

Blockheads! Oi Oi!

You must have seen parties of Blockheads

With blotched and lagered skin

Blockheads with food particles in their teeth

What a horrible state they're in

They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests

Shoes like dead pigs' noses

Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers

A mouth what never closes

You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams

Dressed up after work

Who screw their poor old Eileens

Get sloshed and go berserk

Rotary accessory watches

Hire-purchase signet rings

A beauty to the bully boys

No lonely vestige clings

Why bother at all about Blockheads?

Why shouldn't they do as they please?

You know if it came to a brainy game

You could baffle a Blockhead with ease

How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?

Or pissing in your swimming pool?

Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire

Black and orange cars

Premature ejaculation drivers

Their soft-top's got roll-bars

'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads

'Go on, stick it where it hurts'

Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance

Their ghastly patterned shirts

Why bother at all about Blockheads?

Superior as you are

You're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind

A Blockhead can't think very far

Imagine finding one in your laundry basket

Banging nails in your big black dog

Why bother at all about Blockheads?

Why should you care what they do?

Cos after all is said and done

You're a Blockhead too

Blockheads

Blockheads

Blockheads

(oi oi)

Blockheads

(oi, oi)...

[Seabag]

maxxi Wrote:

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> Yer can keep yer geezers an' blokes an' fellahs -

> we wus always chaps.

>

> http://thechapmagazine.co.uk/content/images/shop/b

> ack/58.jpg

Maxxi & Carnell are perfect bedfellow 'chaps' indeed

And i'm pleased Lady D has acknowledged her Classic wearing Geezer-birdness, I wonder what the tat depicts ?

[Parkdrive]

Seabag Wrote:

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> He's still out there, in fact I just saw two, off

> to watch the footy at The Bird in Hand, a full on

> Geezer Boozer in Dartmouth Road

>

> Shaved head, stocky built, wearing shorts along

> with an all year round tan, fading tat's and

> Reebok Classics

>

> I somehow feel reassured when I see a proppa

> Geezer (not to be mistaken for a 'bloke' or a

> 'fella') ,it's like somethings don't change and I

> like that. No matter how many Hipsters, Flip

> Flops, Fops or new Dads move in to populate the

> local areas, there's still room for the resolute

> Geezer

>

> Sydenham retains its full quota I'm pleased to

> say

>

>

> "Go on my Son"

>

> "Alright geezer"

>

> "Geezer"

Alternatively known as chavs

[LadyDeliah]

I'm partial to a bit of chav but don't mind a poshboy now and again, although saying that, too much posh can be a bit nauseating.

[LadyDeliah]

A bit rich you see.

[Parkdrive]

LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> I'm partial to a bit of chav but don't mind a

> poshboy now and again, although saying that, too

> much posh can be a bit nauseating.

Chavs are just nasty and wrong on all levels

[LadyDeliah]

Why is that then, ParkDrive?

[Parkdrive]

Seabags description sums it up perfectly. I can't add to that.

[LadyDeliah]

I can't see anything wrong with the man Seabag described, so you may need to spell it out.

[Parkdrive]

Shaved head, stocky built, wearing shorts along with an all year round tan, fading tat's and Reebok Classics

With usual addition of a gold chain around the neck, sovereign ring perhaps, a nice "cut here" tattoo tastefully round the neck, or perhaps a tasteful leaping Millwall lion tat on the calf. Winners one and all.

[????]

Many geezers are diamond as we all (should) know.....judging people on appearances alone is just a load of prejudice shite. From what buggy they push to how many sovs they wear.....same sh1te

[Parkdrive]

???? Wrote:

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> Many geezers are diamond as we all (should)

> know.....judging people on appearances alone is

> just a load of prejudice shite. From what buggy

> they push to how many sovs they wear.....same

> sh1te

Equally many are shite, as we all know. Same shite.

[StraferJack]

sorry PD you are wrong on this one - you are projecting prejudice onto people

Now, shifty Turks on the other hand...

[Parkdrive]

StraferJack Wrote:

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> sorry PD you are wrong on this one - you are

> projecting prejudice onto people

>

> Now, shifty Turks on the other hand...

Go on, explain.

[StraferJack]

explain what?

did I need to put cheeky smiley face to show you I was joking

because you insist in generalising about how someone looks, I turned a mirror on you with an unpleasant stereotype - equally untrue. Are you saying it bothers you?

[StraferJack]

did anyone read my post and think that I, straferjack thinks turks are shifty?