Iams Cats

[LuvPeckham]

In my delerious Man-Flu rideden state I have been forced to choose between saving the universe on one of those video games thingies, or watching endless cr&p on television... the latter won out only because the games amchine is further away then the controller.

however I saw the Iams Cat advert - that appears to be voiced by Leslie Phillips and it got me wondering.

If your cat did speak and have a celeb voice, would Mr Phillips be the choice for you, it could make coming home strage hearing "Hellloooooo" (very sexiest tones) coming at you as you opened the front door.

With all the cat owners out there, tell me who would you choose your cat to sound like if he/she could speak (and I guess in the interest of fairness you can nominate a voice for your dog)

Personally I think "Mr Doggie" from Little Britian USA could the perfect voice for a cat.

Also Tom Baker would be a great voice, but would keep me in stitches for days.

[PeckhamRose]

My cat's called Spacey. And she has attitude.

When I come home late she says "What time do you call this?" in a way Kevin Spacey talks to Samuel L Jackson in The Negotiator when he's trying to be distanced and not get involved.

[HonaloochieB]

PeckhamRose Wrote:

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> My cat's called Spacey. And she has attitude.

> When I come home late she says "What time do you

> call this?" in a way Kevin Spacey talks to Samuel

> L Jackson in The Negotiator when he's trying to be

> distanced and not get involved.

Hello PR, when Spacey and you have this sort of conversation I trust you've been making use of public transport rather the 'sickle.

I worry for you, and of course the general populace at large. But mostly you.

[HonaloochieB]

I don't own a cat (yeah, like anyone ever does), but if I could find one that talks like Peter Lorre, then I'm having it.

[Ant]

I reckon our Mog would talk like Su Pollard.

[PeckhamRose]

Came home lunch time and she was snoring. Then she woke up, made out she had been out all night (which is a blatant lie as she sleeps all night on the bed), and ordered me to do her dinner early as she had an appointment to chase leaves on the balcony. This is also a lie since she is terrified of going out there in case the squirrel comes back. Since MadWorld74 recommended I line the plant pots with slate chippings they have given up, but she's still worried they might. She says all this today in the voice of Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon. "OK ok ok ok ok ok ok ok make me dinner now. OK ok ok ok"

[Moos]

My cat has an absurd squeaky voice and I fear that had he a celeb voice he would sound a lot like Chris Rock.

[HonaloochieB]

If anyone knows of a cat that talks like Vic Reeves impersonating Bob Dylan, then please let me know.

[Pickle]

As my cat is a kiwi (as in a New Zealander, not a bird) he speaks like Jermaine from Flight of the Conchordes.

[Moos]

Is it wrong that I quite fancy him?

(for clarity - not your cat, Pickle)

[Pickle]

Oh dear Moos... it's fine for you to fancy Jermaine. Just keep your hands off Bret, he's mine!

[jumpinjackflash]

My dog is a French Mastiff therefore he speaks like the policeman from Allo Allo. He really does you know.

[Moos]

Pickle, I just wonder whether it makes me like the loony American girl (although the actress is a complete genius, I love that character). You may have Bret (she said graciously), he's all stringy and beardy and no use to me.

My other cat I feel would speak with the voice of Rodney from Only Fools - he thinks he's clued up, but really he's a bit of a twit and the other cats run rings around him. PGC, what do you think?

[cdonline]

My cat, who passed away recently sounded like this

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