Jump to content

Recommended Posts

In my delerious Man-Flu rideden state I have been forced to choose between saving the universe on one of those video games thingies, or watching endless cr&p on television... the latter won out only because the games amchine is further away then the controller.


however I saw the Iams Cat advert - that appears to be voiced by Leslie Phillips and it got me wondering.


If your cat did speak and have a celeb voice, would Mr Phillips be the choice for you, it could make coming home strage hearing "Hellloooooo" (very sexiest tones) coming at you as you opened the front door.


With all the cat owners out there, tell me who would you choose your cat to sound like if he/she could speak (and I guess in the interest of fairness you can nominate a voice for your dog)


Personally I think "Mr Doggie" from Little Britian USA could the perfect voice for a cat.


Also Tom Baker would be a great voice, but would keep me in stitches for days.

Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4547-iams-cats/
Share on other sites

PeckhamRose Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> My cat's called Spacey. And she has attitude.

> When I come home late she says "What time do you

> call this?" in a way Kevin Spacey talks to Samuel

> L Jackson in The Negotiator when he's trying to be

> distanced and not get involved.


Hello PR, when Spacey and you have this sort of conversation I trust you've been making use of public transport rather the 'sickle.

I worry for you, and of course the general populace at large. But mostly you.

Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4547-iams-cats/#findComment-146705
Share on other sites

Came home lunch time and she was snoring. Then she woke up, made out she had been out all night (which is a blatant lie as she sleeps all night on the bed), and ordered me to do her dinner early as she had an appointment to chase leaves on the balcony. This is also a lie since she is terrified of going out there in case the squirrel comes back. Since MadWorld74 recommended I line the plant pots with slate chippings they have given up, but she's still worried they might. She says all this today in the voice of Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon. "OK ok ok ok ok ok ok ok make me dinner now. OK ok ok ok"
Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4547-iams-cats/#findComment-146866
Share on other sites

Pickle, I just wonder whether it makes me like the loony American girl (although the actress is a complete genius, I love that character). You may have Bret (she said graciously), he's all stringy and beardy and no use to me.


My other cat I feel would speak with the voice of Rodney from Only Fools - he thinks he's clued up, but really he's a bit of a twit and the other cats run rings around him. PGC, what do you think?

Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4547-iams-cats/#findComment-147234
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Latest Discussions

    • It's Christmas, Mal, I'd like to think admin may be a bit looser at this time of year. Goodwill to all men and all that, even Scousers, the French and some Canadians. Have an easy-peeler, a Morrisons own brand Cinzano and lemonade, a toke on this beauty, listen to my post-dubstep-style mash-up of 'Little Donkey' and Frankie Knuckles' 'Your Love' and let the thread go where it will. We're strangely reverential about the Christmas period in this country. Christmas Day in Spain is a bit different, the big day is 'Kings' Day' on the 6th of January.  I've spent a couple of Christmases in a tiny village in the Sierra Nevada outside Granada with an (English) ex-girlfriend's family and it's exhausting to celebrate both British and Spanish style. You start on Christmas Eve, then Christmas Day, Boxing Day, a village fiesta apropos of nothing to do with Christmas, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, the neighbouring village's fiesta, and only then the big day of Kings' on the 6th. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone that's posted on the 'Fireworks' thread, I thought is was a reenactmentent of Guernica. Thankfully, Coviran - it's a bit like Spar used to be - do an excellent 'Feliz Navidad' fiesta package of six bottles of local red, six white, 24 bottles of Alhambra beer and an okay-quality Serrano jamon (with stand and knife) for about the price of a decent round in the EDT. One fiesta deal every couple of days works well. Christmas Day in Toronto is like any other day, just  even duller - Sunday-service transport and the  LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario) shop is shut. Those who take their drinking seriously need to plan ahead. They also have a strange custom of going to the pictures on Christmas Day evening, rather than watching 'Oliver!' and trying to fleece your niece for her Christmas cash in a game of Connect Four. It's a bit different in Goa, but brilliant. It was a Portuguese colony, so they go mad on it. It's quite magical. I spent one Christmas Day where, after seeing the previous night's hangover off with a prawn caldine and a bottle of local coconut feni, the tide ebbed away to reveal the most perfect, flat wicket for a game of tape-ball cricket. 25 or so a side, ravers versus locals, I batted in the middle order and was building a solid, if unspectacular, innings until I hit a pull shot of such exquisite timing it still visits me in my dreams, only to be caught at square leg by a little, local lad, bollocks-deep in the surf and wearing a Santa hat. Christmas isn't what it used to be. Keep the parks open!
    • I hope it's ok to use this thread to ask for advice on a separate issue in relation to TJ Medical Practice. A friend of mine who is registered there has recently been diagnosed with a serious long-term condition. He has been struggling to find a good GP at the practice since the departure of Dr Love and I said I would try to find out which of the remaining GPs other patients have found most capable and sympathetic - particularly for the scenario of overseeing ongoing care for a long-term progressive illness. Is there any particular GP that people would recommend?  Very many thanks.
    • I,m not a fan of Gales; but a lot of food serving premises open on Xmas day , so not unusual, worked in catering for nearly 40 years and staff usually get extra pay… My niece who is in her last year of college & wants to go travelling next summer, is waitressing in a restaurant near where she lives on Xmas day & Boxing Day for £20 per hour to boost her travelling fund. Back in the day I worked New Year’s Day 2000, & had my pay bumped to £50 per hour, happy days (wasn’t forced I volunteered)
    • Hardly strange; arcane perhaps. It used to be a common practice in many towns for the swings, roundabouts etc in parks to be chained up by the council on Sundays, so that they didn’t provide a source of reckless pleasure on the sabbath. The outrage that a cake shop should open on Christmas Day reminded me of this. The policy had pretty much died out in England and Wales by the 70’s but is still in force in parts of the Highlands and Islands of Scotland.
Home
Events
Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Search
×
    Search In
×
×
  • Create New...