I'm a celebrity get me out of here!

[Ladygooner]

What a laugh tonight! Really looking forward to the next 3 weeks! Kilroy Silk is already getting on my nerves - plus I have never seen an ex-copper (Brian Paddick) look so scared as when he had to jump out of the plane! The oldies - Esther and Mr Zulu are doing really well - can't say the same for the two young girlies - who is Nicola? exactly?

[Brendan]

While I am delighted to be the first to congratulate you on your recent acquisition of fame LadyG I must confess that not one word of your post makes any sense to me at all.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I understood every word, but I think you should amend the title to "I'm a Celebrity or my boyfriend is or my tits are".

[HonaloochieB]

The latest is that Kilroy- Silk has been bitten by a snake. He is not expected to live.

Robert has had to apply a plaster.

[giggirl]

Did nobody offer to suck the venom out?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Brilliant line from The Telegraph online:

"What's a banger?" asked Martina Navratilova, with all the innocence of a woman who'd never seen a sausage before.

[Jimbob]

i fancy martina navratilova to win it.

sure hasn,t she been eating bush tucker for years.

[Brendan]

I know I really shouldn?t be laughing at that but I am.

[Ladygooner]

Made me laugh too!