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cracking show watched it on release and again on sky, last week, good old performance from ralph. watched the boy in the stripped pyjamas, last night. its just about watchable, but totally unbelievable, very poor film considering the reviews it had.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Issat so? I was four, so was more concerned with > passing my Latin GSCE at the time. feck me GCSE latin aged 4 and i thought i had it hard in school

Michael Jackson has just announced the dates for his UK our. They are........... Paul aged 12, Will aged 11, Joe aged 14.........................

the only cut i,d like to see young rory make, is to his hair. that recent comp he played in (?dubai open), he was a spit for side-show bob.

the wire was crap and as for generation kill, give me ross kemp in afghanistan any day. *tin hat now donned, presently residing in hastily erected anderson shelter*

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh dear, now bombs being smuggled in from across > the border. > > Luckily the effective roadmap to peace has already > been drawn elsewhere and we can learn from the > successful policies of others facing the same need > to defend themselves. > > Firstly we build a big wall along the border, > excising any nasty terrorist hotbeds like South > Armagh, and hemming in those bits we don't like, > Bogside, Craigavon etc (making sure to cut them > off from their farmland, water etc). While we're > at it we'll build more walls in the really pretty > bits like Dingle and build nice little communities > there, making sure we've > enough police and army around to make life > intolerable for the locals, so we don't get > pestered or have to feel guilty about it. > > Next complete withdrawal from the aforementioned > hotbeds apart from the bits we've built > communities on, aren't we magnanimous, see, we've > given them more land (apart from those bits we > took), let's hope they're mature and responsible > enough to do the right thing with it, not waste > the opportunity. > > We get Sinn Fein and Fianna Fail on the recognised > terrorist organisations list, they are either > tacitly supporting these people or not doing > enough to stop them. And you can't talk to these > people, look they just want violence, they're not > interested in negotiation. > > Next blockade this newly enlarged entity, shoot > any planes attempting to land at Dublin airport, > mine Rossalaire Harbour and bomb Knock runway. > Only allow limited UN supplies through, though not > antibiotics, you can make anthrax with that you > know. > > Any houses we hear of that might have a bomb > factory in we drop a 1000lb bomb on, if civilians > die it's because these cowards hide out amongst > the population in order that we bomb them for > propoganda coups, it's not our fault people die, > we have the right to defend ourselves. > > If as much as one soldier or policemen is killed > or kidnapped we will level the infrastructure and > manufacturing capability of the south (except > maybe the Alienware factory in Athlone as I rather > like their computers). > > If it happens again we send in the tanks and just > start shelling the hotbeds (Cork springs to mind), > but don't worry we'll drop some leaflets saying > that if you're not a terrorist we suggest you go > as we're about to shell the *flipping heck* out of > your neighbourhood using illegal white phosphorus > shells and cluster bombs. > > Rinse and repeat, they'll get the message > eventually and then peace will reign supreme. > Though no point lifting the blockade, as you can't > be too careful. > > Sorted. bogside,craigavon,farmland, all in the same sentence. you,ve obviously never been to craigavon mp, it makes the myatts field estate look like dulwich village. it was billed as the next big thing in the 70,s and its an absolute shithole of various housing estates identified by the colour of the kerb-stones. it also infamous for its roundabouts some of which don,t actually lead anywhere they just loop back onto themselves. the only thing its good for, is separating my hometown lurgan from that other cesspit of crap, portadown.

ohh baby do you know the password.

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Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > PRICEWISE RECAP > PRICEWISE FESTIVAL ANTE-POST PORTFOLIO > Missed Tom Segal's selections? Fear not. > Tuesday at Cheltenham: > Celestial Halo Champion Hurdle 1pt ew 14-1 (now > 8-1) > Kempes Supreme Novices' Hurdle 1pt win 33-1 (now > 12-1) > Planet Of Sound Arkle, 2pts win 16-1 (now 10-1) mick be careful of that kempes, not too sure how good it is but the odds have likely come down because of the fact its owned by ross carr ex-down footballer and big joe kernan, so likely a lot of local betting on it.

I have to admit post Achtung Baby, they have been generally crap, but I would,nt hear a word said against Bono, my brother worked with them between 1991-94 and I got to meet them a few times.For all his save the world stuff hes actually a pleasant and down to earth guy, the real arse was Adam Clayton, but thats another story.

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wouldnt live anywhere else in London no where else would have you.

bloke walks into a library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide, clear off says the librarian you wont bring it back.

had puffin in iceland 2 yrs ago, quite tasty and cute to boot, and an ostrich steak in glastonbury a few years ago, which was pretty good.

nice to see you all acting in a responsible and impartial manner. usual old story on the ed forum, one side of the tale told the other not, no recourse for the other party to give their side of the equation. from what i see the gp offered a form of treatment which was declined, in favour of another which was suggested by the op, even though the gp made it clear it may not be wholly appropriate for the condition. it would have been nice to know the names of the medications involved by the way. the op does make a valid point that with various types of meds, anti-biotics, depressants etc, what works on one won,t work on another, but a common assumption when persons take anti-depressants is that they don,t work and the person themselves stops taking them, hence making the condition worse, when in effect they are doing what they are supposed to do. they are designed to over time improve the symptoms of depression, they won,t make you all shiny, happy people and there is a certain degree of input required by the patient as well, but with sticking to the prescribed regime they will do what they are supposed to.

Marmora Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm to be cremated, followed by a party > (absolutely no religious theme) followed by my > ashes being scattered at sea from a submarine. would that be off the deck, or shot out through the torpedo tube.