Maths question

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

If LuvPeckham's body has 8 pints of blood and he slits his wrists horizontally, how long will he take to expire versus if he slits both wrists vertically and sits in a warm bath (while pondering on Archimedes)?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

3 people have a meal and afterwards give the waiter 10 pound each, the waiter keeps 2 pounds and gives them 1 pound each back.

so all three have paid ?10 less the ?1 refund each.Thats ?27 accounted for plus the ?2 that the Waiter kept 3x9=27, 27+2=29, where is the 1 pound left over?

[macker]

OMG, the waiter must be a thieving-stereotyped-slur-of-your-choice-of-ethnicity, he's kept ?3 but said he kept only ?2!!!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

macker Wrote:

OMG, the waiter must be a thieving-stereotyped-slur-of-your-choice-of-ethnic ity, he's kept ?3 but said he kept only ?2!!!

No! This particular Waiter is called Kevin and he has 2 Blue Eyes(admittedly quite far apart) so what happened to the other ? macker?::o

[macker]

Well I still say he's kept 3 quid not 2.

[SimonM]

They have paid ?25 between them. The three tenners less the ?3 they got back, less the ?2 the waiter kept. There is and never was a pounnd left over of course :))

[Tony.London Suburbs]

:)):))

[giggirl]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> giggirl Wrote:

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> > Oh please please do start a thread about shoes.

> I

> > cannot think of anything more thrilling. I

> have

> > an addiction don't you know? And there's no 12

> > step programme which covers shoes - I've

> checked.

> > I'm to be pitied really.

>

> Have you got shoes you've bought and never worn?

> My first admission is the mustard ostritch skin

> chisel-toed beauties.

Post a picture then and maybe we can do swapsies. I have a brand new pair of skyscraper Louboutins that pinch me too much. Can you manage 4 inches?

[indiepanda]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> indiepanda's explanation is good... should make it

> clear to the slowest of maths brains. You should

> be a teacher!

:) I'll take that as a compliment