LuvPeckham Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Throw the dog a friggin bone then and see if he goes off to lick his own balls or something else ? Personally I wouldn't let a dog sleep in the same bed as me, far too unhygenic (not to mention the bad breath problem) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 AND the hogging of the bed covers too! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvPeckham Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Words of Experience there Kel ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I was finking about me Fred but hes not a man or dog... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvPeckham Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 is "Fred" the pet name for your Rabbit then ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159183 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 :-| certainly not! tut tut LP you should know better than that! Fred is not a name for a rabbit! Bob would b more suitable :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Grrrr pesky "rabbits" ....don't the batteries run out at jus' the wrong moment...tteee sneeeeee grrr woof... Is yours bald or furry?.......Grrrr Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159192 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 not when u use Duracell apparently... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 grrrr the mains dip making the lights flicker, but other than that mines bald(ish)...snneee hhee grrrrr woof snrrrback boy .......back...grrrr (this is some deviant thread now Milesey baby.......look what you've done naughty boy grrrr woof back to bed.....now...grrr)now where's that rabbit....grrr ouch.....mmmmmmm...ahhhhhhhh woooooooof Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvPeckham Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Woofmarkthedog, you aren't meant to chew the rabbit, as that can result in electrical shock and broken canines Although I am not quite sure what you are meant to do with them as Kill it Cook it Eat it the other day seemed to suggest that they have interchangerable heads as they were pulling the heads of theirs to make them "twitch" furiously ... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen17 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Is anyone else getting quite disturbed reading this....? ::o Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Grrr as I said mines bald.....ohh them wilkinson swords do shave closer........shut that door there 'ell of a draft in 'ere............grr wooof Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvPeckham Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 yes, but loving the twists and turns at the same time Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Anyways, pets aside... Woof are u looking for a companion? Playmate? I believe Miles is starting up a dating agency... I'd b happy to offer the first stage screening :p Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Yeah luvpeckham...........pack it in .......meooow.......were meant to be ridiculing MILES after all.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvPeckham Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Kel, would potential playmates survive your first stage screening .... or would they return broken men Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Speak for yourself ya Dawg :p Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karter Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Miles, If you need any admin staff for the dating agency i believe Sarah J is looking for local work... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 MILES........you da' man........wanna guard dog....do ya .....do ya....hhhh hhhhh hhhh im panting hard now....grrrr snnee rrrr wooof Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvPeckham Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Administrator - can we have a new topic section set up for Miles and his amazing dating agency ?I am sure reading all the threads here that it would be popular and would solve a lot of the problems with single people in ED and may lead to a population explosion (or the Primary Care Health trust setting up a STD screening clinic) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 I like the sound of that and I'll happily vet the applicants.LuvPeckham Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Administrator - can we have a new topic section> set up for > > Miles and his amazing dating agency ?> > I am sure reading all the threads here that it> would be popular and would solve a lot of the> problems with single people in ED and may lead to> a population explosion (or the Primary Care Health> trust setting up a STD screening clinic) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 GGrr I hate the vet......so no ones looking up my a***wooof grrr Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvPeckham Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Don't worry Woof dearest, the vet doesn't look there, just inserts something to take your temperature.... (actually not sure if that is better or worse) Miles - you do realise that it is for both sexes to use, therefore you may need to declare your bi-sexual status if you want to vet all of the potential applicants (or get a nice young lady as required in this thread to assist) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 Do you have a problem with people who are gay or bisexual?LuvPeckham Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Miles - you do realise that it is for both sexes> to use, therefore you may need to declare your> bi-sexual status if you want to vet all of the> potential applicants (or get a nice young lady as> required in this thread to assist) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Miles my dearest I hardly think LP expressed a "problem" with sexuality just simply offering some ideas for this potential dating agency and vetting... I'm sure you wouldn't want to be disappointing the customers now ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4851-wanted-nice-looking-woman-to-start-the-year-with-lounged/page/7/#findComment-159339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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