Wanted: Nice looking woman to start the year with... (Lounged)

[LuvPeckham]

Throw the dog a friggin bone then and see if he goes off to lick his own balls or something else ?

Personally I wouldn't let a dog sleep in the same bed as me, far too unhygenic (not to mention the bad breath problem)

[KalamityKel]

AND the hogging of the bed covers too!

[LuvPeckham]

Words of Experience there Kel ?

[KalamityKel]

I was finking about me Fred but hes not a man or dog...

[LuvPeckham]

is "Fred" the pet name for your Rabbit then ?

[KalamityKel]

:-| certainly not! tut tut LP you should know better than that! Fred is not a name for a rabbit! Bob would b more suitable :))

[woofmarkthedog]

Grrrr pesky "rabbits" ....don't the batteries run out at jus' the wrong moment...tteee sneeeeee grrr woof... Is yours bald or furry?.......Grrrr

[KalamityKel]

not when u use Duracell apparently...

[woofmarkthedog]

grrrr the mains dip making the lights flicker, but other than that mines bald(ish)...snneee hhee grrrrr woof snrrr

back boy .......back...grrrr

(this is some deviant thread now Milesey baby.......look what you've done naughty boy grrrr woof back to bed.....now...grrr)

now where's that rabbit....grrr ouch.....mmmmmmm...ahhhhhhhh woooooooof

[LuvPeckham]

Woofmarkthedog, you aren't meant to chew the rabbit, as that can result in electrical shock and broken canines

Although I am not quite sure what you are meant to do with them as Kill it Cook it Eat it the other day seemed to suggest that they have interchangerable heads as they were pulling the heads of theirs to make them "twitch" furiously ...

[Gen17]

Is anyone else getting quite disturbed reading this....? ::o

[woofmarkthedog]

Grrr as I said mines bald.....ohh them wilkinson swords do shave closer........shut that door there 'ell of a draft in 'ere............grr wooof

[LuvPeckham]

yes, but loving the twists and turns at the same time

[KalamityKel]

Anyways, pets aside... Woof are u looking for a companion? Playmate? I believe Miles is starting up a dating agency... I'd b happy to offer the first stage screening :p

[woofmarkthedog]

Yeah luvpeckham...........pack it in .......meooow.......were meant to be ridiculing MILES after all....

[LuvPeckham]

Kel, would potential playmates survive your first stage screening .... or would they return broken men

[KalamityKel]

Speak for yourself ya Dawg :p

[karter]

Miles, If you need any admin staff for the dating agency i believe Sarah J is looking for local work...

[woofmarkthedog]

MILES........you da' man........wanna guard dog....do ya .....do ya....hhhh hhhhh hhhh im panting hard now....grrrr snnee rrrr wooof

[LuvPeckham]

Administrator - can we have a new topic section set up for

Miles and his amazing dating agency ?

I am sure reading all the threads here that it would be popular and would solve a lot of the problems with single people in ED and may lead to a population explosion (or the Primary Care Health trust setting up a STD screening clinic)

[Miles]

I like the sound of that and I'll happily vet the applicants.

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> Administrator - can we have a new topic section

> set up for

>

> Miles and his amazing dating agency ?

>

> I am sure reading all the threads here that it

> would be popular and would solve a lot of the

> problems with single people in ED and may lead to

> a population explosion (or the Primary Care Health

> trust setting up a STD screening clinic)

[woofmarkthedog]

GGrr I hate the vet......so no ones looking up my a***

wooof grrr

[LuvPeckham]

Don't worry Woof dearest, the vet doesn't look there, just inserts something to take your temperature.... (actually not sure if that is better or worse)

Miles - you do realise that it is for both sexes to use, therefore you may need to declare your bi-sexual status if you want to vet all of the potential applicants (or get a nice young lady as required in this thread to assist)

[Miles]

Do you have a problem with people who are gay or bisexual?

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> Miles - you do realise that it is for both sexes

> to use, therefore you may need to declare your

> bi-sexual status if you want to vet all of the

> potential applicants (or get a nice young lady as

> required in this thread to assist)

[KalamityKel]

Miles my dearest I hardly think LP expressed a "problem" with sexuality just simply offering some ideas for this potential dating agency and vetting... I'm sure you wouldn't want to be disappointing the customers now ;-)