Bitter & Twisted

[woofmarkthedog]

Yeah...that's lemons for you !

Woof

[KalamityKel]

Ah but not always... :-$

[LuvPeckham]

is that why they jump off cliffs in packs ?

[Brendan]

Base jumpers. They have those packs strapped to their backs.

[HonaloochieB]

Honestly will you people ever learn. WMTD gets you every time.

I could this one coming a mile off, I mean it was sooo obvious.

Dear oh dear.

And WMTD, for the last time GET OFF THAT BLOODY SOFA!

[KalamityKel]

My cat eats tomatoes... same thing?

[LuvPeckham]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> My cat eats tomatoes... same thing?

WHAT !!! same things as base jumping lemons ... I fail to see how that one works

or Same thing as WMTD - your cat needs to get off the sofa when eating tomatoes ???

[Brendan]

WMTD ? Weapons of Mass Toy Destruction?

[Applespider]

I'm so disappointed.

I thought this was going to be talking about the lovely Harviestoun Bitter & Twisted beer that I'm quite partial to.

[HonaloochieB]

Never mind AppleSpider, I find 7 or 8 pints of something is a great cure for disappointment of any kind.

As Homer once remarked 'Alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all of life's problems'.

[microbite]

WMTD - Worried Man Talks Dirt? Hehe!

[microbite]

Or WMTD - Wanton Man Tosses D***

Lowering the tone a bit! B)

[microbite]

Only ever so slightly! Does anyone watch Mock the Week? thats quite twisted! but funny too

[KalamityKel]

IT'S AN EGG!

[Keef]

As Homer once remarked 'Alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all of life's problems'.

Loving that quote!