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You perhaps wonder if the goose was clean.


This reminds me irresistibly of this inhabitant of the Old Jokes' Home:


MR INTERLOCUTOR: Mr Bones, do you know how to clean a goose?


MR BONES: Why, no, Mr Interlocutor! How does one clean a goose?


MR INTERLOCUTOR: **wordlessly extends a long finger, inserts it into his mouth, and mimes removal of adherent this-and-that**


Of more immediate utility, are you sure that a plastic bag of giblets has not been left beneath neck skin, within the cavity? Melting, burning plastic certainly can stink.

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