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My fictional character is dead to be sure, He was pushed off the ghost train at the end of Brighton peer by Pinkie and fell into the sea.


But I "Fred Hale" am still alive as I live and breath.


Sorry Mr Lush, I think that was a good guess as Fred Hale works for the Daily Messenger but I am not a reporter. Nor am I Mr. Macroban.


Still no claims for your 10 shillings I see

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Sorry Ted. Good luck with tomorrow's front page

> spread. I'm guessing something along the lines of

> diseased local lothario spreads the legs of the

> local slappers.

>

> Right own up! Macroban. It's you.


But MacRoban is a girl, unless she has been fibbing to us all these years. Girls can be such fibbers.:-S

Who b****y cares KK who you are....... shillngs aren't worth tupence round here.......now sling yer "ook


Curly wurly........snrrr now my teeths are stuck t'gevver...grrrr


Goooof ( droool runnin out th'corner o me chops.....thurrrtt..)

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Who b****y cares KK who you are....... shillngs

> aren't worth tupence round here.......now sling

> yer "ook

>

>


Dear Mr WoofMarkTheDog


For your information and to educate the general masses, rare ten shilling notes are worth a pretty penny or two. Please see the following link to find out how much??


Also please be informed that according to the vetenary clinic that I use to remove my dogs “boisterous urges”, the consumption of chocolate by a dog can lead to death or serious illness, therefore I advise you to lay off the curly wurlys and get some good boy chocolate drops (especially formulated for dogs) as a replacement.

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