The totes deluded and criminally stupid thread

[ernesto]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/a-manifesto-for-cats-cat-charity-to-launch-its-10point-proposal-at-the-house-of-commons-9981412.html

Cat Manifesto: The key points

- Compulsory microchipping of owned cats

- A national database of cats entering the UK legally so those entering illegally without a rabies vaccination can be identified without delay

- Updating the DangerousDogs Act to allow prosecution of owners whose dogs attack cats

- Inclusion of animal welfare in the National Curriculum

- Clear labelling of flowers, plants and household products that are toxic to cats

- Outright ban on snares

- Stricter regulation on the ownership of air guns and crossbows

[ernesto]

best to stock up on toxic plants, dangerous dogs, air weapons and snares then

[Jeremy]

Cats entering the UK illegally, stealing our jobs, claiming benefits, and refusing to integrate with society. It's disgusting.

[El Pibe]

"crossbows"?!?! because people shooting cats is my biggest concern there.

Of course come the zombie plague, very useful it seems.

[ernesto]

srlsy, I would like this to be a discussio

the CPL are off their faces, but some interesting points raised re animal welfare at skools at stuff - sadly I dont think cat owners really give a toss about conservation / welfare as the bigger picture( otherwise they would not own cats)

its coming across as a narrow self interest group trying to marshall support by hoying in a few triggers to garner non cat owning support. It is all so utterly transparent

discuss

[Otta]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> "crossbows"?!?! because people shooting cats is my

> biggest concern there.

>

> Of course come the zombie plague, very useful it

> seems.

Hmmm, BBW had a thing for crossbows.

[aquarius moon]

There are animal lovers and there are cat lovers.

I'm an animal lover. Although I would never hurt a cat, I would never keep one and let it ouside. They kill too many things just for the fun of it than to satisfy their hunger.

I think big cats are beautiful but find it very hard to watch nature programmes where you see them killing their prey. But at least they are only doing it to survive.

[aquarius moon]

And all schools SHOULD have animal welfare lessons to teach children to love and respect animals.

[Jeremy]

Otta Wrote:

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> Hmmm, BBW had a thing for crossbows.

I thought that was bows and arrows?

[El Pibe]

i thought it was jews and the irish?

[red devil]

You're all wrong, it's Panzer tanks down Sydenham High Street...

[*Bob*]

The cats have clinched it.

Welcome back.

[El Pibe]

:)

I had it on 'ting'

[maxxi]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> :)

> I had it on 'ting'

innit.

[*Bob*]

Bludz

[Jeremy]

He set his stall out pretty early to be fair...

[El Pibe]

I thought wolfie briefly, but then i always do. He's probably dead and I'll still be thinking that.

[steveo]

Don't cry wolf

[Otta]

I could've sworn he threatened to shoot Jah with a crossbow.

[Loz]

ernesto Wrote:

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> - Clear labelling of flowers, plants and household products that are toxic to cats

Don't we then need to teach cats to read, as well?

[????]

Sound of very slow dropping pennies..... thought it was so obvious as not to bother commenting

[maxxi]

Loz Wrote:

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> ernesto Wrote:

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> > - Clear labelling of flowers, plants and

> household products that are toxic to cats

>

> Don't we then need to teach cats to read, as well?

That would be idiotic, they just need to be taught to listen properly when the labels are read out.

[Saffron]

My himmie cat only speaks Japanese! Is there a translation service?

[maxxi]

Saffron Wrote:

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> My himmie cat only speaks Japanese! Is there a

> translation service?

成句

[Seabag]

I thought Davis was wassis name

Him......on 4 legs, he who stalks the Forum, licking his lips

No?