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Oh Mr Wolf, you know I can't really do the Lewisham thing, it goes against the grain for me (sigh). I like to disembowel with a smile on my face, and preferably without any discernable change in tone, smiling the whole time through gritted veneered teeth!


"trying to be amusing" indeed - this is my bloody life she thinks I am laughing at...

Duller than fiction then. :)


dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Oh Mr Wolf, you know I can't really do the

> Lewisham thing, it goes against the grain for me

> (sigh). I like to disembowel with a smile on my

> face, and preferably without any discernable

> change in tone, smiling the whole time through

> gritted veneered teeth!

>

> "trying to be amusing" indeed - this is my bloody

> life she thinks I am laughing at...

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Oh Kalam darling, please explain. Can I help at

> all?


I'm a slave to others! :'(


I must practise NOT to be bossed around by others and NOT feel guilty if I refuse or decline to do what they say...

Oh Glen darling, my entire body is aching (whimper). I can hardly move, but I am fiercly competitive. I shall "soldier on" ... Of course I am going back! For the view alone (swoon).


Perfect Kalam, let me pour you a drink. I can only have sparkling water myself - it is Lent afterall (ohmygod).

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