OHMYGOD!

[postmodern]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> You have to be posh to be privaliged Postmodern.

I'm not familiar with this word "privaliged" Does it have a similar meaning to "privileged"?

[dulwichmum]

Oh Mr Wolf, you know I can't really do the Lewisham thing, it goes against the grain for me (sigh). I like to disembowel with a smile on my face, and preferably without any discernable change in tone, smiling the whole time through gritted veneered teeth!

"trying to be amusing" indeed - this is my bloody life she thinks I am laughing at...

[postmodern]

Duller than fiction then. :)

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Oh Mr Wolf, you know I can't really do the

> Lewisham thing, it goes against the grain for me

> (sigh). I like to disembowel with a smile on my

> face, and preferably without any discernable

> change in tone, smiling the whole time through

> gritted veneered teeth!

>

> "trying to be amusing" indeed - this is my bloody

> life she thinks I am laughing at...

[dulwichmum]

You are very bitter aren't you?

I can't even begin to imagine who you really are P***modern, and you know sweetie, I really don't care. Just take the HRT. You know you want to.

[Mick Mac]

Please PM me, please PM me....what was the PM going to say - yes dear I am trying to be funny - are you not laughing?

[dulwichmum]

Oh Mick Mac dear heart,

Let me pour you some Krug!

Chin chin...

[brum]

I suspect that Postmodern's 'privilege' is de-activated.

[dulwichmum]

Oh no!

[KalamityKel]

I quite clearly need to pay more attention to the me me ME! lessons... its always you you YOU at present *sighs*

[dulwichmum]

Oh Kalam darling, please explain. Can I help at all?

[Gen17]

DM, you have gone awfully quiet. What is the verdict? Will you be partaking in another session with Captain Perkybutt?

[KalamityKel]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Oh Kalam darling, please explain. Can I help at

> all?

I'm a slave to others! :'(

I must practise NOT to be bossed around by others and NOT feel guilty if I refuse or decline to do what they say...

[dulwichmum]

Oh Glen darling, my entire body is aching (whimper). I can hardly move, but I am fiercly competitive. I shall "soldier on" ... Of course I am going back! For the view alone (swoon).

Perfect Kalam, let me pour you a drink. I can only have sparkling water myself - it is Lent afterall (ohmygod).

[KalamityKel]

Deary me! Since you put it like that I really shouldn't be complaining... Lent? ::o

[Gen17]

I too have started a diet...thankfully it says if you really must have a drink, it'll have to be ice cold vodka - straight. Don't bother going to Waitrose in Beckenham - I have cleaned them out. It is all in my freezer now! :)-D

[karter]

hey, high protein, low GL foods and regular cardio exercise will do it.

[KalamityKel]

That means filling a large glass (drinking from the bottle is just a no no) and making regular arm movements lifting from table surface to mouth :))

[dulwichmum]

Now thats the kind of exercise I enjoy (apart from being beasted around the park by a fit man - clearly)!

AND NO, JUST BECAUSE I SAID BEASTED - IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DOGGING!!!

[KalamityKel]

:-$ Thought it said breasted then... darn u got me all excited for no reason then!

[dulwichmum]

Kalam sweetie,

Pray explain what it would mean if you were to be "breasted"?

[KalamityKel]

Well... now I could be wrong here... but well... something like a heavy grope or to be big breasted maybe? :p

[Jah Lush]

Are you sure you didn't miss out an f there KK? Breastfed perhaps? No....? Ok. Thought not.

[KalamityKel]

::o I hear that can be a bit of a fetish... and not amongst the boys!

[Jah Lush]

Bitty.

[dulwichmum]

IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!

(Regains composure) - points to the naughty step...