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I realise this is a few days after the (non) event but anyway, it's been a slow day at work...


Went there Sunday on way to Brockwell Park, for a late pre-petanque breakfast.


Walked in said hello to the staff and found a table in full view of the till/coffee machine bit. Waited a few mins for it to be cleared and for us to be given menus, nothing happened...went to the mens room, came back, table still not cleared, no menus. Each member of the 3 or 4 waiting staff kept glancing in our direction but avoided coming over.


After 5 mins we got up and left, walked past one of the dopier looking lasses and told her we'd been waiting for over 5 mins for somebody to acknowledge us, her reply "Well I saw a tissue on your table so assumed you'd been served, oh well" and shrugged her shoulders as we walked out of the door.


Has anybody else been met with such indifference from a waitress?

Horsebox Wrote:

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> Has anybody else been met with such indifference

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Yes many times Horsebox. Can I nip this in the bud and suggest you avoid the place in future.

BigPhil Wrote:

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> got as far as the late pre petanque

> breakfast...... classic!!!!!



It's very important to have a decent breakfast before attacking the piste. Calms the nerves and also helps to soak up the Ricard.


Wolf - I sense you don't want this to turn into a Mrs Robinson style epic?

Horsebox Wrote:

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> Has anybody else been met with such indifference

> from a waitress?


Milly from The Golden Egg in Brixton when I asked her to my mate Dick's party in Ferndale Road in the early seventies.

I'm pretty sure I got a 'sneeze' plate as well.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> the early seventies.



Has Tony.London Suburbs hijacked your PC?

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> Has Tony.London Suburbs hijacked your PC?


I wouldn't put it past him.

In fact I wouldn't put it anywhere near him despite his declarations of being all in love with me and that on another thread.

No offence TLS.

Although to get back OT, when you say 'slack' staff, do you mean uninterested or sexually promiscuous/loose moralled in the Jamaican vernacular.

It could be the difference between a warning off or a sudden booom in popularity.

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> Has Tony.London Suburbs hijacked your PC?


Wait a minute. HorseBox? HonaloochieB?

You're trying to throw suspicion on Tony London Suburbs. Who in this instance stands before us, innocent as a newly-laid egg.

But in real life you're me, aren't you?

I knew I hadn't been feeling myself recently.

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> Wait a minute. HorseBox? HonaloochieB?

> You're trying to throw suspicion on Tony London

> Suburbs. Who in this instance stands before us,

> innocent as a newly-laid egg.

> But in real life you're me, aren't you?

> I knew I hadn't been feeling myself recently.


I haven't been feeling myself lately, either, and I definitely haven't been feeling the waitress in Cafe Provencal. She was slack in the other sense.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Did you actually want to be served, When I visit a

> cafe etc I make a point of directly talking to the

> staff firstly by beckoning them and then verbally

> if they don't pick up the signal.


Yes, I did actually want to be served.

Perhaps that's where I went wrong, saying hello to the waiting staff instead of sitting down and beckoning them over like naughty children.

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> Cafe Provencal. She was slack in the other sense.


Do you mean 'other' as in the 'having a bit of the' or as an alternative to?

If you're going to go about being me, then it's only right and proper to let me know which it is.

Lord knows I don't ask for much.

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> Do you mean 'other' as in the 'having a bit of

> the' or as an alternative to?

> If you're going to go about being me, then it's

> only right and proper to let me know which it is.

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> Lord knows I don't ask for much.


You're confusing yourself now, or maybe you're confusing me. Ask the waitress, but don't hold my breath.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Did you actually want to be served, When I visit a

> cafe etc I make a point of directly talking to the

> staff firstly by beckoning them and then verbally

> if they don't pick up the signal.



Mike sometimes you really are a ray of common sense.


I've got nothing against you Horsebox but unfortuanately there are some among us that have flogging a dead horse down to a fine art i.e 'Mrs Robinson'.

That's good to know. Thanks, Wolfie.


I suspect that you're just a little upset at not being able to read the whole Mrs Robinson thread. Would you like it serialised in the lounge? Perhaps a page per week to really keep you guessing?

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> the

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> verbally

> > if they don't pick up the signal.

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> Mike sometimes you really are a ray of common

> sense.

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> I've got nothing against you Horsebox but

> unfortuanately there are some among us that have

> flogging a dead horse down to a fine art i.e 'Mrs

> Robinson'.



Horse box....get a bl***y spine man


Pre petanque.......


Pre-tentious.....


No wonder she ignored you....


Top bird....will now frequent the place more

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Horse box....get a bl***y spine man

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> Pre petanque.......

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> No wonder she ignored you....

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> Top bird....will now frequent the place more


Pr-ick.


Woof, slurp, etc

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> how big does the green/Area/ playing zone have to

> be

> I was thinking of an area in our soon be garden

> bar


that's an excellent idea, Phil. there is a real lack of establishments with terrain.


International rules (yes, they exist :-) ) state that a terrain for international / national competitions should be 4m x 15m and for other tournaments 12 x 3 is permitted, but to be honest it's possible to play on any scrappy little ground up to about 10m in length and 2 or 3 across.


I'm on my way out for the evening but would love to discuss this with you more and have a look at the area you have to work with. Can you drop me a PM with your number on it, maybe we could have a chat face to face?


cheers.

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