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jrussel Wrote:

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> By the way, have you ever seen a fitness centre

> where the standard of interior design, in

> aesthetic terms, is anything greater than

> mediocre?


I can happily say that I have never seen the inside of a gym.


Or a Jim for that matter.

Brendan Wrote:

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> jrussel Wrote:

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>

> > By the way, have you ever seen a fitness centre

> > where the standard of interior design, in

> > aesthetic terms, is anything greater than

> > mediocre?

>

> I can happily say that I have never seen the

> inside of a gym.

>

> Or a Jim for that matter.


You'll note I trust Brendan this bunch of lycra-clad muscle maries have not seen fit to mention Jim Beam.

Jim Jones, founder of the People's Temple.

Jimmy Jones the popular comedian "I get people mixing me up with that Jim Jones that got all them people to kill 'emselves in Guyana in 1978. Now in case you don't know the difference between us, listen carefully, he was a proper cult and I'm a proper c*****nt"

Actually I don't know if the popular comic ever used this in his act, but if he wants to he's welcome.

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