Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[StraferJack]

When you go to peel a banana, and instead of it just peeling, the stem bends and bends until the skin on the other side of the banana just splits

I really hate that

And that is clearly irrational

[Sue]

I hate that too :))

The top of the banana always ends up really mushy where you've tried to get the skin open.

[red devil]

...and why do fruit flies appear after you've put a banana skin in the bin, they weren't inside the banana....were they?

[Thomas Micklewright]

ironing creases into shirts

wet socks (whilst wearing them of couse)

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

BBC Radio presenters and news readers who pronounce 'mall' as 'maul'.

[Alan Medic]

Surely some allowance should be made for the RWC being on PGC? Some games are on in the middle of the night. The dotes are probably a bit tired and confused.

[Alan Medic]

'lol'..............say what you mean. You didn't.

[Alan Medic]

The 'Song Remains the Same' thread. Why is it so popular? Are people just showing off? Why? Why? Why?............my father was a lighthouse keeper..............watched the waves getting steeper.............watched the ships going down......

[RosieH]

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?????

[zeban]

Women twirling their hair around their fingers

People whistling

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

That's it RosieH - I'm moving to Tunbridge Wells.

[Sue]

PGC, I have a friend who actually lives in Tunbridge Wells.

And btw, it's Royal Tunbridge Wells.

Does that cause you irrational rage?

:))

[Sue]

Men jiggling coins (sic) about in their pockets, particularly when everything else is quiet.

People cracking their finger joints.

Men jiggling their legs about when they've got one folded over the over.

[Salsaboy]

PGC - My girlfriend lives in Royal Tunbridge Wells. Don't knock it.

[Annette Curtain]

Sue Wrote:

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> Men jiggling coins (sic) about in their pockets,

> particularly when everything else is quiet.

>

> People cracking their finger joints.

>

> Men jiggling their legs about when they've got one

> folded over the over.

Men in general then.

[womanofdulwich]

I find mens pocket coin jingling quite endearing- it means they can get a round in at least.

[Annette Curtain]

Oh most definitely anyone saying/writting

"methinks"

Fcuk off, it makes me wan't to poke a skewer into your eye.

( Ooooo that phrase does make my foot itch )

N(6)

[maxxi]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Oh most definitely anyone saying/writting

>

> "methinks"

>

> Fcuk off, it makes me wan't to poke a skewer into

> your eye.

>

>

> ( Ooooo that phrase does make my foot itch )

>

>

> N(6)

Ah, tish and taradiddle - 'tis true and causes me to bethink that the use of phrases such as "Shall we repair to yon hostelry and partake of the Landlord's finest ale?" is also deserving of the swift delivery of a size 10 leathern brogue.

[Huguenot]

Methinks it's not coin jingling, it's collateral damage from a surreptitious game of pocket billiards.

[maxxi]

Or the happy jingle-jangle of a man's Prince Albert against his Pejazzle.

[SeanHitz]

People eating with their mouths open. Makes me feel sick.

[Gerrard]

People that say "hayechh" instead of "aych" for the letter 'h'...

[Huguenot]

I had to look that up, but can now say with absolute confidence that the Pejazzle causes me immense distress

[KalamityKel]

Gerrard Wrote:

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> People that say "hayechh" instead of "aych" for

> the letter 'h'...

Actually I think you mean "haitch" ;-) you might appreciate This

[maxxi]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> I had to look that up, but can now say with

> absolute confidence that the Pejazzle causes me

> immense distress

But think of all the New Age women you could chat-up by asking them if they wanted to feel the vibrations in your crystals...

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