Ello ello ello, what goin on ere then?

[mockney piers]

I trust it was apples you were scrumping at the convent?

[mockney piers]

I trust it was apples you were scrumping at the convent?

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

setting of the alarms outwide Bullwood Hall Womens Prison in Essex, age 16 place lit up like a Christmas tree while we were showing our bits to the screaming ladies. 4 police Cars turned up very quickly thinking the ladies had done a bunk.

oh how we laughed done the station at that one

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

setting of the alarms outwide Bullwood Hall Womens Prison in Essex, age 16 place lit up like a Christmas tree while we were showing our bits to the screaming ladies. 4 police Cars turned up very quickly thinking the ladies had done a bunk.

oh how we laughed done the station at that one

[????]

...er marched out of the South Bank* infront of spitting opposition fans, name and address, then bunged out, straight back round to the turn styles to get back in again

*Upton Park, not the National Festival Hall

[????]

...er marched out of the South Bank* infront of spitting opposition fans, name and address, then bunged out, straight back round to the turn styles to get back in again

*Upton Park, not the National Festival Hall

[KalamityKel]

tut tut ???? its the Royal not the National :p

[KalamityKel]

tut tut ???? its the Royal not the National :p

[Bellenden Belle]

I spent about three hours in a police cell aged 12. I had been caught bunking off school (my mother actually would call the police on such occasions) and they found me in Leicester Square Empire cinema watching A Chorus Line. I think she must have told them to lock me up to scare me..... I got the full works - stripped of my hairband and my money belt. I refused dinner and instead spent the entire time turning pirouettes like some crazed thing - don't think the cell had ever seen such action.

Five years later I came into regular contact over three summers with the old bill as a tap dancer busking in Leicester Square and Covent Garden.... that film had a lot to answer for.

[Bellenden Belle]

I spent about three hours in a police cell aged 12. I had been caught bunking off school (my mother actually would call the police on such occasions) and they found me in Leicester Square Empire cinema watching A Chorus Line. I think she must have told them to lock me up to scare me..... I got the full works - stripped of my hairband and my money belt. I refused dinner and instead spent the entire time turning pirouettes like some crazed thing - don't think the cell had ever seen such action.

Five years later I came into regular contact over three summers with the old bill as a tap dancer busking in Leicester Square and Covent Garden.... that film had a lot to answer for.

[????]

*slaps hand

National Theatre? That's down there...I think

[????]

*slaps hand

National Theatre? That's down there...I think

[KalamityKel]

Tis not quite the "southbank" (over side of bridge and all that and not the same complex)

I deviate away from this thread.

Am I considered hard core if I say me m8 got arrested for setting a bin on fire whilst under the influence of slightly illegal substances when he were a teen? ;-)

[KalamityKel]

Tis not quite the "southbank" (over side of bridge and all that and not the same complex)

I deviate away from this thread.

Am I considered hard core if I say me m8 got arrested for setting a bin on fire whilst under the influence of slightly illegal substances when he were a teen? ;-)

[giggirl]

Ah Belle, I feel I don't know you at all. A tap dancer in Leicester Square. How special.

The worrying thing is the number of self-confessed piromaniacs in ED. I'm sure we have way more than the national average. Scary.

[giggirl]

Ah Belle, I feel I don't know you at all. A tap dancer in Leicester Square. How special.

The worrying thing is the number of self-confessed piromaniacs in ED. I'm sure we have way more than the national average. Scary.

[brum]

giggirl Wrote:

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> > The worrying thing is the number of self-confessed

> piromaniacs in ED. I'm sure we have way more than

> the national average. Scary.

Scary and also extremely dangerous. Good job we have a world-leading fire service to protect us...;-)

[brum]

giggirl Wrote:

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> > The worrying thing is the number of self-confessed

> piromaniacs in ED. I'm sure we have way more than

> the national average. Scary.

Scary and also extremely dangerous. Good job we have a world-leading fire service to protect us...;-)

[giggirl]

Brum, thank goodness we have you. Otherwise I think that after reading this thread I wouldn't be able to sleep nights.

[giggirl]

Brum, thank goodness we have you. Otherwise I think that after reading this thread I wouldn't be able to sleep nights.

[brum]

It's all part of the service, giggirl. Sweet dreams!

[brum]

It's all part of the service, giggirl. Sweet dreams!

[Mikecg]

Loads of boys have a fascination with fire GG I remember discovering WD40 and a lighter I felt like dragonzord until my dad caught me trying to fry the tree at the end of our garden.

[Mikecg]

Loads of boys have a fascination with fire GG I remember discovering WD40 and a lighter I felt like dragonzord until my dad caught me trying to fry the tree at the end of our garden.

[mockney piers]

yep, I think fire is one of those rites of passage.

Bangers, McDonalds straws, genies, hairspray flamethrowers, petrol bombs, all part of the male teenage process.