No stone will be left unturned...

[dulwichmum]

My perfect infant son bounced out of his prestigious local independent school this afternoon, smiled innocently up at his grandmother and announced "Stop your grinnin and drop your linnen" - OHMYGOD!!!

HE DID NOT LEARN THIS IN MY HOME (glares).

[????]

He's heard your old man saying it to the Au Pair

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD!

[PeckhamRose]

Then he's not so perfect is he.

[SimonM]

And presumably, attending a 'prestigious* local independent school' as he does, he then proceeded to say it in three different languages? B)

*I thought only estate agents used this adjective, when describing pokey flats?