Snorkys generic ED thread competiton

[snorky]

using one sentence only, make up a typical EDF posting, getting in as many generic ED themes as possible.

Whilst I was queueiong at the post office on LL, after testing a pen at Raylon, cocaine fiend clowns filled the skip outside my ?2M house with dog excrement and I lost my tortoiseshell cat who answers to the name of Henry

[Ted Max]

That's two lines. Or perhaps one and a half.

[snorky]

pfft

I meant sentence.

[red devil]

No mention of typos? tut tut...or was that post-modern irony?...

[woofmarkthedog]

Lines of what snorkers ?

W**F

[DaveR]

"I'd just been asked to leave the +venture bar when I was run off the pavement by a lady with a bugaboo full of meat from William Rose, running to get her school application in on time - it would never have happened in the old days when ED was a nice, dangerous, honest, unattractive working class neighbourhood with proper shops (like Nunhead still is)."

[Brendan]

You?re all classist, racists, bleeding heart, liberal snobs with a common agenda and you?re out to get me.

[Ted Max]

My black postman scammed me in the queue for the pizza at the Gowlett even though my lad never got into any of the 8,756 schools of our choice and nobody wanted to shag me at the EDF drinks.

[Mikecg]

Tedious drivel, whinge moan moan moan whinge moan whinge whinge moan whinge moan whinge whinge moan moan moan whinge

And another thing, whinge moan moan moan whinge moan whinge whinge moan whinge moan whinge whinge moan moan moan.....

[Mikecg]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> My black postman scammed me in the queue for the

> pizza at the Gowlett even though my lad never got

> into any of the 8,756 schools of our choice and

> nobody wanted to shag me at the EDF drinks.

What nobody wanted to shag you at the EDF drinks, it's an outrage.

[silverfox]

Sorry to moan but isn't this two sentences Mikecg?

[Mikecg]

silverfox Wrote:

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> Sorry to moan but isn't this two sentences Mikecg?

Fixed :))

[HonaloochieB]

TEh problem I find is that I keep BREAKING INTO CAPITALS FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL. I'm not even ANGRY. It just HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

[Brendan]

tht's O.K. (tu) hona. :)-D

:))

[HonaloochieB]

Cheers M8.

[HonaloochieB]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> My black postman scammed me in the queue for the

> pizza at the Gowlett even though my lad never got

> into any of the 8,756 schools of our choice and

> nobody wanted to shag me at the EDF drinks.

I fail to see what bearing the gentleman's occupation has on the matter, sorry you didn't get your end away at the EDF drinks, but as the turf accountant said after putting an uppity punter in his place "That's the way the bookie humbles"