snorky Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 using one sentence only, make up a typical EDF posting, getting in as many generic ED themes as possible. Whilst I was queueiong at the post office on LL, after testing a pen at Raylon, cocaine fiend clowns filled the skip outside my ?2M house with dog excrement and I lost my tortoiseshell cat who answers to the name of Henry Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 That's two lines. Or perhaps one and a half. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
snorky Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 pfftI meant sentence. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201862 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 No mention of typos? tut tut...or was that post-modern irony?... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Lines of what snorkers ?W**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveR Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 "I'd just been asked to leave the +venture bar when I was run off the pavement by a lady with a bugaboo full of meat from William Rose, running to get her school application in on time - it would never have happened in the old days when ED was a nice, dangerous, honest, unattractive working class neighbourhood with proper shops (like Nunhead still is)." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 You?re all classist, racists, bleeding heart, liberal snobs with a common agenda and you?re out to get me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 My black postman scammed me in the queue for the pizza at the Gowlett even though my lad never got into any of the 8,756 schools of our choice and nobody wanted to shag me at the EDF drinks. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Tedious drivel, whinge moan moan moan whinge moan whinge whinge moan whinge moan whinge whinge moan moan moan whinge And another thing, whinge moan moan moan whinge moan whinge whinge moan whinge moan whinge whinge moan moan moan..... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Ted Max Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> My black postman scammed me in the queue for the> pizza at the Gowlett even though my lad never got> into any of the 8,756 schools of our choice and> nobody wanted to shag me at the EDF drinks.What nobody wanted to shag you at the EDF drinks, it's an outrage. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverfox Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Sorry to moan but isn't this two sentences Mikecg? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 silverfox Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Sorry to moan but isn't this two sentences Mikecg?Fixed :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 TEh problem I find is that I keep BREAKING INTO CAPITALS FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL. I'm not even ANGRY. It just HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 tht's O.K. (tu) hona. :)-D:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Cheers M8. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Ted Max Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> My black postman scammed me in the queue for the> pizza at the Gowlett even though my lad never got> into any of the 8,756 schools of our choice and> nobody wanted to shag me at the EDF drinks.I fail to see what bearing the gentleman's occupation has on the matter, sorry you didn't get your end away at the EDF drinks, but as the turf accountant said after putting an uppity punter in his place "That's the way the bookie humbles" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6294-snorkys-generic-ed-thread-competiton/#findComment-201954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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