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I'm going to crash a gallery tonight, and get ripped to the tits on free red wine. Then revisit it all over some unfortunate at a suburban station.


The rest of you bourgeois lamers will probably be sucking The Man's appendage - not like me and Dave. We'll be out free-sourcing till the last train to Redhill (11:03). And Dave's only got Zones 1-6 on his travel card, the mad fecker.

snorky Wrote:

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> beats going to the Palmerston and their wretched

> artfully mismatched array of tables and chairs


Snorkers


There is even a term for this artfully mismatched array. I believe it's called a "harlequin set" (oh yuk,I just did a little sick in my mouth then )



But it's the "exhibitions/shows" of dross travel/art photos that finally ties the anvil round my neck ........blegggghhhhhhh



W**F


* licking the gum off a dozen stamps just for the hell of it...mwoaaah ..mmmm*

I used to go to a few of those gallery opening things, when I had friends in the art world (before they all left London). On the plus side, you'd get a few hot women there, and plenty of free booze. On the downside, the art was usually shite and the places tended to be brimming with insufferable pretentious fops, faux-bohemian dullards, wannabe socialites, plus a smattering of city workers in search of aforementioned hot women.


Give me a decent steak and a bottle of wine at the Palmerston any day.

Anyone who pays anything ever for art, food, drinks, travel, houses, nannies, skips, blinis, casual slacks, rare '33s, lawnmowers, black polo necks etc is a misguided, duped, dumb, blind, deaf, mute consumer.


PS Tip about the Black Cherry. Go in, order two HeavensToBetsy's and then leg it with the free Bombay Mix when the Barman's got his back turned crushing his Juniper Seeds. You snooze you looze. I could tell you some tales.

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