The, Snorky?s on one with all this thread starting business this morning thread

[Brendan]

Generic butcher queuing wossit was an easy option sir. I refuse to believe that that is all you have.

[snorky]

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[Mikecg]

Could have been worse snorks, he could have been knifed if it was West Croydon.

[????]

"The Gernmans? Pearl Harbour?...Don't stop him he's on a roll"

[Brendan]

Good form. I have no hangover. There are two possible explanations for this.

1 ? My body has regained the ability to deal with alcohol that it had in my early twenties.

2 ? I?m still drunk.

[????]

3 - You've moved into the latter stages of alcoholism

[Brendan]

4 - It was actually Wednesday night I went out and got drunk and I?ve missed a day of my life.

[Jeremy]

5 - you didn't drink anything at all, and you're going mad.

[HonaloochieB]

6 - you've decided that the Perino 'sharpeners' you had at breakfast actually don't count as drinking. Not really.

[Brendan]

All of this sounds far too plausible I?m going to go sit in the park and think about Gouda.

[Brendan]

Anyway I want to know why snorky?s mate got arrested.

[snorky]

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[HonaloochieB]

snorky Wrote:

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> vomited red wine on some woman/ her Boyf got

> arsey/ scuffle/ detained apparently

How is old Eight Ace these days?

[Ted Max]

I'm going to crash a gallery tonight, and get ripped to the tits on free red wine. Then revisit it all over some unfortunate at a suburban station.

The rest of you bourgeois lamers will probably be sucking The Man's appendage - not like me and Dave. We'll be out free-sourcing till the last train to Redhill (11:03). And Dave's only got Zones 1-6 on his travel card, the mad fecker.

[snorky]

beats going to the Palmerston and their wretched artfully mismatched array of tables and chairs

[Ted Max]

Damn right, Snorky. I'm smashing off a few private views later - gonna score some blinis and do a few lines of wasabi in my Farhi cashmere. I'm heading upstairs on the 176 too, even though I've got an off-games note.

[snorky]

too cool for Lorship lane innit

[woofmarkthedog]

snorky Wrote:

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> beats going to the Palmerston and their wretched

> artfully mismatched array of tables and chairs

Snorkers

There is even a term for this artfully mismatched array. I believe it's called a "harlequin set" (oh yuk,I just did a little sick in my mouth then )

But it's the "exhibitions/shows" of dross travel/art photos that finally ties the anvil round my neck ........blegggghhhhhhh

W**F

* licking the gum off a dozen stamps just for the hell of it...mwoaaah ..mmmm*

[Jeremy]

I used to go to a few of those gallery opening things, when I had friends in the art world (before they all left London). On the plus side, you'd get a few hot women there, and plenty of free booze. On the downside, the art was usually shite and the places tended to be brimming with insufferable pretentious fops, faux-bohemian dullards, wannabe socialites, plus a smattering of city workers in search of aforementioned hot women.

Give me a decent steak and a bottle of wine at the Palmerston any day.

[Mikecg]

Oh Jezza your easily pleased arnt you!

[Ted Max]

Anyone who pays anything ever for art, food, drinks, travel, houses, nannies, skips, blinis, casual slacks, rare '33s, lawnmowers, black polo necks etc is a misguided, duped, dumb, blind, deaf, mute consumer.

PS Tip about the Black Cherry. Go in, order two HeavensToBetsy's and then leg it with the free Bombay Mix when the Barman's got his back turned crushing his Juniper Seeds. You snooze you looze. I could tell you some tales.

[woofmarkthedog]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> Give me a decent steak and a bottle of wine & my leg over at the

> Palmerston any day.

Really Jezzer.......I say

W**F

[Jeremy]

Always serves as a satisfactory conclusion to an evening!

[Mikecg]

Nice.