Lets create a limerick

[Asset]

and now they're in clover

[Ant]

They're raking in ****loads of dough!

>:D<

[TillieTrotter]

That was a very good un!

I'm wondering how the pub quiz went

[bagpuss78]

I wish i'd gone but i was spent!

[SeanMacGabhann]

now now ladies you know which thread to go to if you want to know...

[Ant]

It was a good night. We came a very creditable second an won a bottle of wine. I drank a bit too much beer. There's a limerick in there somewhere, but for the moment it's beyond me.

[bagpuss78]

They drank lots of beer

Ant felt a little queer

[bagpuss78]

second place i believe, what clever gent(s) :-S

[georgia]

Some forumites are tasting wine...

[SeanMacGabhann]

Let's hope none taste like brine

[bagpuss78]

They have very large glasses!

[georgia]

So become drunk lads and lasses

[Asset]

so everyone, all back to mine!

[SeanMacGabhann]

That was a good one but I assumed someone would start the next one already - so here goes:

Unusual tho it is to be sober

[georgia]

I would really like a bottle of Cobra

[SeanMacGabhann]

And because it's not too fizzy

[mockney piers]

yet makes me go dizzy

[Ant]

It'll probably make me fall over.

[Nero]

I still manage to get a legover.

[SeanMacGabhann]

oooh - photo phinish

[TillieTrotter]

NEXT....

What's cooking, Good looking, tonight?

[Asset]

Gawd knows, it smells pretty sh!te

[TillieTrotter]

It must be organic

[Asset]

no need to panic

[TillieTrotter]

It will get you as high as a kite!!

(good comeback there Asset)(tu)