Lets create a limerick

[Brendan]

I think that is the case Asset. Anyway back to limericks:

They have stopped me from smoking in pubs

[MadWorld74]

because smoking indoors is for grubs

[bagpuss78]

and fine me for flicking my stubbs

[Brendan]

My nails are chewed thin

And I?m relying on gin

[Nero]

They have stopped me from smoking in pubs

and fine me for flicking my stubbs

I now inhale outdoors

[bagpuss78]

and have noticed the flaws

cos i keep getting bitten by grubs

[MadWorld74]

My nails are chewed thin

And I?m relying on gin

Some of the stuff on this forum is whack

[bagpuss78]

They have stopped me from smoking in pubs

and fine me for flicking my stubbs

I now inhale outdoors

and have noticed the flaws

cos i keep getting bitten by grubs

[Brendan]

Oh why can't I smoke at my desk?

[MadWorld74]

My nails are chewed thin

And I?m relying on gin

Some of the stuff on this forum is whack

sometimes I think I need crack

But at the end of the day I just grin.

[bagpuss78]

cos the law says no!, it's for best

[Brendan]

But there's noone else here

It's just me and fresh air

[MadWorld74]

and it'll do wonders for your chest!

[bagpuss78]

Keef is doing tonights CPT quiz

[MadWorld74]

after a couple of pints he's a swizz

[bagpuss78]

the questions are tricky

[Brendan]

And the tables are sticky

[bagpuss78]

can't knock the CPT it's the biz!

[Asset]

there once was a limerick rhyme

that was all about keeping in time

the verse is like this

so don't go amiss

and keep up the standards like mine

BOOM BOOM

[bagpuss78]

There once was a Limerick Master called Asset :))

[bagpuss78]

Whose rhyme you couldn't fault it was classic

[Asset]

the verses did flow

[Jah Lush]

There once was a lady called Asset

Who enjoyed the Mail's Fred Bassett

but her pedandtry to rhyme

and get the limericks in line

were akin to a borderline fascist.

[bagpuss78]

the pace fast not slow

[Brendan]

With metre timed to be perfectly comic.