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What excuse have you used to skive of work.


Foolishly I asked my wife to phone up work and tell them I was sick when I wasnt, so she phoned the line manager and said "He's not coming into work today because he's a lazy bastard".


That incident coincided with the bog flushing escapade the night before.


What excuse have you used in the past, and would you trust someone else to lie for you.

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What excuse have you used to skive of work.


Foolishly I asked my wife to phone up work and tell them I was sick when I wasnt, so she phoned the line manager and said "He's not coming into work today because he's a lazy bastard".


That incident coincided with the bog flushing escapade the night before.


What excuse have you used in the past, and would you trust someone else to lie for you.

Most sickies are artificial, anyway.


During the 5 Day Week the breakdown of sick days, in my experience, is as follows:


Monday: 31%

Tuesday:16%

Wednesday:14%

Thursday:13%

Friday: 27%


First Prize goes to...


The propensity is for a positive plethora of pains on a Monday or Friday.

Most sickies are artificial, anyway.


During the 5 Day Week the breakdown of sick days, in my experience, is as follows:


Monday: 31%

Tuesday:16%

Wednesday:14%

Thursday:13%

Friday: 27%


First Prize goes to...


The propensity is for a positive plethora of pains on a Monday or Friday.

Mikecg, I will try being nicer if you try being more intelligent.


This forum is being spoiled by vacuous school boy bantor. It feels like hearing a group of aggressive twelve year olds talking too loud on the upstairs of the bus. Really now. Don't believe we want to hear everything you think or find some other place to humiliate yourself.

Mikecg, I will try being nicer if you try being more intelligent.


This forum is being spoiled by vacuous school boy bantor. It feels like hearing a group of aggressive twelve year olds talking too loud on the upstairs of the bus. Really now. Don't believe we want to hear everything you think or find some other place to humiliate yourself.

You see DM this is where I think you have gone too far, how dare you try to dictate to anybody about their intelligence and the quality of theyre posts or what ever. is the forum now an exclusive club to alianate people who have a different idea about what humour is than you.


I dont care for what you say, your credibility is worthless, you are a bully and a hack who happens to write a blog that is tired weak and without doubt tediously unfunny.


You dont own the forum DM although you have been aggrovating it since it inception.

You see DM this is where I think you have gone too far, how dare you try to dictate to anybody about their intelligence and the quality of theyre posts or what ever. is the forum now an exclusive club to alianate people who have a different idea about what humour is than you.


I dont care for what you say, your credibility is worthless, you are a bully and a hack who happens to write a blog that is tired weak and without doubt tediously unfunny.


You dont own the forum DM although you have been aggrovating it since it inception.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> You see DM this is where I think you have gone too

> far, how dare you try to dictate to anybody about

> their intelligence and the quality of theyre posts

> or what ever. is the forum now an exclusive club

> to alianate people who have a different idea about

> what humour is than you.

>

> I dont care for what you say, your credibility is

> worthless, you are a bully and a hach who happens

> to write a blog that is tired weak and without

> doubt tediously unfunny.

>

> You dont own the forum DM although you have been

> aggrovating it since it inception.


Sarcasm was just one of the services we once offered on this forum. Reading that - is that rebuttle? OHMYGOD. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it is hard to pronounce. Have you considered Omega 3 fish oils?

Mikecg Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> You see DM this is where I think you have gone too

> far, how dare you try to dictate to anybody about

> their intelligence and the quality of theyre posts

> or what ever. is the forum now an exclusive club

> to alianate people who have a different idea about

> what humour is than you.

>

> I dont care for what you say, your credibility is

> worthless, you are a bully and a hach who happens

> to write a blog that is tired weak and without

> doubt tediously unfunny.

>

> You dont own the forum DM although you have been

> aggrovating it since it inception.


Sarcasm was just one of the services we once offered on this forum. Reading that - is that rebuttle? OHMYGOD. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it is hard to pronounce. Have you considered Omega 3 fish oils?

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