bizarre conversation in Sainsbury's

[louisiana]

I rarely go there. Perhaps I should go more often.

Man and woman, both of a tubby appearance, tending towards globular, and both well beyond middle age.

Woman: Jason's got a six pack. He's hot. He's got a hot body, hot arms, hot arse, hot ?$%^&, he's hot. You could have a six-pack. You could be a six-pack together. Both of you. ???

Man:

Woman:

(All words are approximate, as remembered from Sunday afternoon. All names have been changed to protect those involved.)

[bigbadwolf]

Are you sure it wasn't Iceland?

[louisiana]

Bum, the bits at the end were not published (no doubt due to forum thingummywhatsits)

[louisiana]

louisiana Wrote:

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> I rarely go there. Perhaps I should go more often.

>

>

> Man and woman, both of a tubby appearance, tending

> towards globular, and both well beyond middle age.

>

>

> Woman: Jason's got a six pack. He's hot. He's got

> a hot body, hot arms, hot arse, hot ?$%^&, he's

> hot. You could have a six-pack. You could be a

> six-pack together. Both of you. ???

>

> Man: - grunts and walks away pushing trolley

>

> Woman: - waddles up aisle

>

> (All words are approximate, as remembered from

> Sunday afternoon. All names have been changed to

> protect those involved.)

[louisiana]

Indeed it was not BBW. I have never set foot in Iceland.

[bigbadwolf]

Really.

[louisiana]

I broke out into titters on the scene, I confess.

[Brendan]

She?s right you know. I could have a fucking six pack.

[louisiana]

Indeed you could, Brendan.

[bigbadwolf]

That was below the 6 pack Lou.

[PinkyB]

I'm intrigued as to what a "hot ?$%^&" might be...

[bigbadwolf]

I'm afraid you'll have to ask Jason Pinky.

[louisiana]

PinkyB Wrote:

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> I'm intrigued as to what a "hot ?$%^&" might be...

It's whatever you want it to be.

[PinkyB]

Aw, you big tease, Louisiana!

[louisiana]

What got me was the idea of this woman so deluded.

Me myself, I can't stand a gym bunny.

[bigbadwolf]

Lou, do you have any idea of the amount of inuendo I'm trying to protect you all from? Let's just leave it at that eh.

[PinkyB]

Totally agree with you, nothing more offputting than someone who thinks that dedicating every minute of their spare time to looking "good" (in the most cliched way possible) makes them in any way interesting. I like a few rough/soft edges myself.

[louisiana]

It's a delicate balance, PinkyB, between splodge and firm. But trying too hard is an automatic disqualification.

[bigbadwolf]

Yeah, I mean we wouldn't want what Jason failed to attain becoming to much of a mouthful..............however you pronounce it.

[PinkyB]

How would YOU pronounce ?$%^& , BBW?

[PeckhamRose]

With a Scottish accent.

[bigbadwolf]

PinkyB Wrote:

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> How would YOU pronounce ?$%^& , BBW?

As politely as possible of course.

[PinkyB]

You disappoint me, bbw.

[bigbadwolf]

Why don't you put your neck on the block for change eh Pinky.

[PinkyB]

Ouch.

Happy to, what do you suggest?