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I rarely go there. Perhaps I should go more often.


Man and woman, both of a tubby appearance, tending towards globular, and both well beyond middle age.


Woman: Jason's got a six pack. He's hot. He's got a hot body, hot arms, hot arse, hot ?$%^&, he's hot. You could have a six-pack. You could be a six-pack together. Both of you. ???


Man:


Woman:


(All words are approximate, as remembered from Sunday afternoon. All names have been changed to protect those involved.)

louisiana Wrote:

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> I rarely go there. Perhaps I should go more often.

>

>

> Man and woman, both of a tubby appearance, tending

> towards globular, and both well beyond middle age.

>

>

> Woman: Jason's got a six pack. He's hot. He's got

> a hot body, hot arms, hot arse, hot ?$%^&, he's

> hot. You could have a six-pack. You could be a

> six-pack together. Both of you. ???

>

> Man: - grunts and walks away pushing trolley

>

> Woman: - waddles up aisle

>

> (All words are approximate, as remembered from

> Sunday afternoon. All names have been changed to

> protect those involved.)

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