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Has anyone noticed the new posters put up by the Mayor's office promoting cycling? In none of them is a cyclist wearing a helmet. In fact in one of them a cyclist is riding through a park, which I'm sure is not allowed. Maybe Boris is keeping it real, in which case why doesn't he show them mounting the pavement, jumping red lights and recklessly weaving in and out of traffic ?

"riding through a park, which I'm sure is not allowed"


Says who? Your Mum?


Seriously though, can't someone just start a thread with the title "Cyclists - we hate them" (and another one entitled "Children - anooying little f*ckers aren't they?") which can then roll on endlessly and be ignored by the more enlightened amongst us?

jimmy two times Wrote:

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> Has anyone noticed the new posters put up by the

> Mayor's office promoting cycling? In none of them

> is a cyclist wearing a helmet. In fact in one of

> them a cyclist is riding through a park, which I'm

> sure is not allowed. Maybe Boris is keeping it

> real, in which case why doesn't he show them

> mounting the pavement, jumping red lights and

> recklessly weaving in and out of traffic ?



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Jimmy, do your home work! It's boring otherwise, many parks allow & encourage cycling.


Ting - a- ling


Post me your picture so next time i see you and I am on my BIKE I can "carve you up" somewhat.



Must dash....traffic to dodge...lights to jump...OOOOHH JOY

jimmy two times Wrote:

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> As long as you post me you're picture first Woof

> so I can run you over just before you carve me

> up.

>

> Ding-dong?


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I was slightly disturbed when reading this


until I got to the faintly arousing sign off "Ding-dong"



Jimmy in my mental picture is a cross between a Tattooed Glaswegian brickie & Terry Thomas ......




"Heellooo"



W**F



*I'm easy to spot, large dog riding a bike......Nuueruh*

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