We've run out of plates

[northlondoner]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Am I the only one not to get any of this?

No. I seem to have stumbled through a hole in the time/space continuum.You too.

[Ted Max]

It's quite simple, Kel and North. My original post suggested that Tony has been handed his arse on a plate so often that we have simply run out of plates.

There then followed various suggestions as to how to deal with this - involving buying more plates (arse-shaped or otherwise), or using paper plates, skewers or napkins.

These were all excellent suggestions, but Tony has in fact supplied a more elegant answer by handing himself his own arse on a plate on this very thread.

[annaj]

So, Ted, does that mean that some people actually read Tony's posts?

To me they're a bit like the high pitched noise MrJ's docking station makes when it's switched on, but doesn't have an i-pod on. I know it's there, I can kind of hear it, but I just filter it out and carry on with what I'm doing.

[RosieH]

I have some marimekko paper plates left over from the weekend - they're a veru sunshine yellow

[Ted Max]

They sound great, RosieH.

But listen folks, I'm not here to diss Tony, his posting style, views, or whatever. He's as entitled to post as anyone else, for as long as he likes, as often as he likes. Indeed, I suspect I am not alone in having a sneaking regard for his sheer doggedness.

This thread was intended merely to remind the Forum to buy more plates.

[woofmarkthedog]

Then lick them clean