Threads that you never quite had the bottle to start..

[????]

Dump them here...

I'll start with a mild one

1) Sh1t countries that we colonised

[????]

No takers?

How about?

2) W*nkers you wished were banned

[????]

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> Dump them here...

>

> I'll start with a mild one

>

> 1) Sh1t countries that we colonised

Ok Quids - Australia, the US, Pakistan and Ireland just for starters

[Loz]

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> Dump them here...

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> I'll start with a mild one

>

> 1) Sh1t countries that we colonised

Just as well you didn't say 'invaded'. There only 22 countries Britain hasn't invaded (yet). Here's a map if you'd like to go for the whole set...

http://www.humanosphere.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/map-where-brits-never-invaded.jpg

[????]

I fancy a pop at Paraguay,,,got Citizenship yet Loz? If so, you're in

[????]

I'm also disappointed we've not had a row with Sweden

[numbers]

Loz isn't using the forum so won't be reading your question.

[????]

We nearly did Luxembourg in 1983 too. Propa England fans.

[Salsaboy]

I see Quids has been on the sherry again.

[Cheese Toastie]

I've always been dubious about that map. "Invaded" seems to also include e.g. NATO peacekeeping forces and new countries in old boundaries, rather than the old plant the flag on conquered territory thing which seems to be its implied purpose.

[Seabag]

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> No takers?

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> How about?

>

> 2) W*nkers you wished were banned

God yer! Great thread

Him and her for starters

I'm sure there's more

[Otta]

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> No takers?

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> How about?

>

> 2) W*nkers you wished were banned

I very nearly started a "Least favourite forumites" thread on a couple of occasions.

[Alan Medic]

100 posters I'd like to see banned.

[Louisa]

How about "Rye Lane should be cordoned off and fumigated" or the just as appealing little nugget of "Posh mothers and offspring should be banned from local boozers".

Louisa.

[????]

You've done them both already

[Louisa]

Yeah but they were part of wishy washy cuddly little threads beating about the bush. These two would be more robust and to the point. That kids in pubs thread in general issues needs a good kick up the backside. We need to be talking about employing bouncers to remove mothers and brats for a start. No messing.

Louisa.

[FriendsOfTheTerrapin]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Yeah but they were part of wishy washy cuddly

> little threads beating about the bush. These two

> would be more robust and to the point. That kids

> in pubs thread in general issues needs a good kick

> up the backside. We need to be talking about

> employing bouncers to remove mothers and brats for

> a start. No messing.

>

> Louisa.

Agreeing with Louisa. Should probably be in the "Things that cause you irrational rage" thread...

[numbers]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Yeah but they were part of wishy washy cuddly

> little threads beating about the bush. These two

> would be more robust and to the point. That kids

> in pubs thread in general issues needs a good kick

> up the backside. We need to be talking about

> employing bouncers to remove mothers and brats for

> a start. No messing.

>

> Louisa.

Why pick on the mothers and not the fathers?

[Louisa]

OK 'parents' with kids. But I must say, the quintessential posh mother and brats invading public spaces gets my back up more than any other. Posh dads just need a shave and the removal of any jack wills inspired items on their person (most of the time).

Louisa.

[numbers]

Sounds like you're against 'posh' people having the temerity to go out in public rather than anything to do with parents. Inverted snobbery at it's best.

[Alan Medic]

Isn't the point of this thread to list threads you would never actually start? In which case it's a bit silly to argue about something that never happened as it's really just a bit of fun......here's one from me.

Shouldn't the Curry Club thread be moved to the What's On section.

[Louisa]

Not about that numbers. It's about having adult only spaces and none of this 'children's zone' crap that half of our locals now adhere to so they can be child friendly and thus boring for the rest of us. Take the kids to a daycare place rather than 'owning' a boozer for the day.

Louisa.

[Louisa]

Good point Alan.

Others on my list:

"ban cyclists from public roads- a danger to cars and pedestrians!"

"Let cars park wherever they like"

Louisa.

[red devil]

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> Shouldn't the Curry Club thread be moved to the

> What's On section.

You're not thinking straight Meds, if that happens it won't be part of the 100's game and gone will be the opportunity to childishly annoy MP...

[Alan Medic]

Unlike your normal balls RD, I don't have any to try that again. Bad enough mentioning it here as a piece of fiction.