Threads that you never quite had the bottle to start..

[maxxi]

sniggers on top of 176...

[LadyDeliah]

Otta Wrote:

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> LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> > Are most middle class couples in ED orgasm

> free?

>

>

> How do you propose we research this?

>

> And by "orgasm free", are we including solo

> efforts or sticking to bunk ups with partners?

>

>

> I don't actually believe for a second that you

> have ever lacked the bottle to start anything!

I think I'd have to stick to bunk-ups. I'm sure there is a fair amount of oneism in ED. Not sure how we'd research it though, but I reckon a compulsory cheek swab to test levels of testosterone might be fruitful. I hypothesise they is very little in ED.

Yes, I don't usually lack bottle. Not sure if I did the one about female ejaculation I wanted to do though. I may have bottled it on that one, can't remember lol.

[Alan Medic]

LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> Yes, I don't usually lack bottle. Not sure if I

> did the one about female ejaculation I wanted to

> do though. I may have bottled it on that one,

> can't remember lol.

I can. You did.

[LadyDeliah]

Haha ok, so no, I am not lacking in bottle Otta :-)

[*Bob*]

Louisa Wrote:

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because I cant speak the

> lingo and don't wish to sound like a moron.

> Louisa.

You do realise if something's called a frittata on the menu and you make a point of calling it an omellete you do sound like a bit of a moron? They've both got three syllables.

How do you think the word 'omellete' made it into popular parlance in the English language anyway? Have a little think...

[Louisa]

My point is who cares *Bob*, after all, and I quote,

Huh-hum....

"It's just a word."

So who cares if you look like a moron calling it by a different name, just a word after all.

Same goes for Omelette. My offer still stands, try popping into a greasy spoon and asking for a freetarta.

You'll probably end up getting egged.

Louisa.

[*Bob*]

Why would I ask for a frittata in an established with 'omelette' written on the wall?

I'm not an imbecile.

Why would you ask for an omelette when it says 'frittata' on the wall?

Are you an imbecile?

[Jeremy]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> You do realise if something's called a frittata on

> the menu and you make a point of calling it an

> omellete you do sound like a bit of a moron?

> They've both got three syllables.

The first e is silent in my book. It's "om-let". Not "om - mel - let".

[Louisa]

BECAUSE ITS THE SAME THING!!! (And anyway, when it's just a word who cares eh *Bob*?).

Louisa.

[Louisa]

I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go and get a burger made with 100% prime steak mince from an organic butcher and stick it next to a standard McDonald's burger. If I grab anyone from the street and ask them to look at said items, I'm confident everyone will say "burger". No? (Let's exclude taste, ingredients and all the rest of it).

OMELETTE.

Louisa.

[*Bob*]

Well I congratulate you on your determination to boil language down to the barest of requirements with no frippery, colour or allowance for variation.

Have you considered moving to Australia?

[Louisa]

OMELETTE.

Louisa.

[Louisa]

Lalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Louisa.

[*Bob*]

KNOB

[Louisa]

I know you are.

Louisa.

[*Bob*]

Ner ner na ner ner

[Louisa]

Well that's cleared the air. Anyone wanna come over mine for a fritatta and chips?

Louisa.

[*Bob*]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Well that's cleared the air. Anyone wanna come

> over mine for a fritatta and chips?

Don't you just take cash?

[DulwichFox]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Well that's cleared the air. Anyone wanna come

> over mine for a fritatta and chips?

>

> Louisa.

Do you do Cheese on Toast.. without Pineapple.

Foxy

[malumbu]

I started the yummy Dulwich mummies and daddies for a bit of fun, but got so much abuse from you precious lot wish I hadn't bothered.....

[maxxi]

LadyDeliah Wrote:

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Not sure if I

> did the one about female ejaculation I wanted to

> do though. I may have bottled it

So that's what that strange orange liquid was...

[red devil]

Welcome to the EDF you slaaaaaaag...

^Belches in malumbu's ear*

[Louisa]

"Former LL Iceland store to become poundstretcher as M&S eyes up Peckham return"

Louisa.

[????]

"This Forum is a shadow of its former self, full of lowest common denominator sh1te and increasingly dominated by a bunch of fuckwits, I quit"

[Jah Lush]

Are you quoting someone else or is that a genuine flounce, Quids?