Panorama - Oldhams Yorkshire Street

[Tony.London Suburbs]

If you believe that HonaB and bbw are two dimorphous substances then its Number 4:Isodimorphous....

You are right. How the heck you managed to deduce that correctly I'll never know,especially as I'm on a much lower intellectual level than yourgoodself.

This is why I perfectly understand you totally ignoring my genuine question earlier.

[bigbadwolf]

"I have always fancied a bit of ornithology me."

If, in by this you're saying you were drinking wine in The Bird In Hand then you're lucky you didn't get a glass of Ribena with a slosh of anti-freeze.

Or did you?

[Brendan]

Sorry I didn?t even see that. I was too busy trying to get to bbw by slagging off Forest Hill.

I was trying to find a way home after missing the last train from Willesden Jnc. when I ended up completely lost. I was on one of those railway footpaths when a few unsavory looking fellows with a couple of pit bulls approached me. My immediate reactions was that they were after trouble but it turned out they were only interested in whether or not I was in the market for some crack cocaine.

After politely declining their offer one of them said something to me along the lines of, ?You really shouldn?t be wondering around here mate.? and then directed me to the closest cab office.

The educational side of it was, don?t go wondering around lonely areas in London?s murder capital at 2am.

[Brendan]

Always though ?ornithology was porn set in ancient Greece.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Brendan Wrote:

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Sorry I didn?t even see that. mate.?

Thanks Brendan.

Funny thing happened to me 3 years ago in the Peckham Road which is the one b4 you turn left into Commercial Way.

I saw 2 pretty girls on my right-hand side at 2.00AM on a Saturday Night and my car hit the kerb, accordingly and burst my tyre. I drove to the "Jet" garage in The Old Kent Road and waited for The A.A.

Fast forward one year and an identical thing happened at the same kerb at roughly the same time, Saturday Night again!..Same Garage waiting for the A.A. and I was really worried that these 5 young lads were hanging round ( to the extent that I left my car there and walked away). It turns out that they were waiting for The Night Bus and I, sheepishly, returned to my vehicle b4 The A.A. Guy turned up...

[Brendan]

I properly shat myself. It?s very rarely in life that you breathe a sigh of relief and say, ?thank god, they were only a gang of crack pushers.?