Troll School

[numbers]

Lesson 1*

Volunteer as much personal information as you possibly can when starting new threads.

*(Like Glinner, I apologise in advance. I know this has been done to death before)

[????]

Is troll Skool beta than privet schowl?

[Otta]

Lesson 2. Try not to be too obvious in the thread title. You're beating yourself before you start.

[Pickle]

Bizarrely the troll seems to want to be my friend, despite my sarcastic response. I feel a bit honoured, if I'm honest.

Lesson 3. When pretending to be a teacher in the UK, don't refer to yourself as teaching a "grade". Schoolboy error.

[New Girl]

Yup. Clocked the grade just after I posted. Woop.

Lesson 4. Don't rise to the bait.

[Pickle]

Ha, troll has reported their own message, with the reason

"Person is send rude threads I want them blocked from my file"

(puts moderator invisibility cloak back on)

[New Girl]

But I was having so much fun.....

I have no kids!

[maxxi]

don't worry there's always bob buzzard

[Louisa]

The thing with bob buzzard is there's an element of likability about him/her. This newbie has failed on every one of the 7 golden rules. It just doesn't work.

Louisa.

[New Girl]

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[Isaiah14]

Troll School sounds fun!

Newgirl has alot of talk!

[New Girl]

She does. Please carry on. I've got popcorn.

[Isaiah14]

and no Pickle I do want to be your friend, what on earth made you think that..Please you do not sound like someone of my class in terms of friends. Do not flatter yourself! that goes for you all!

[maxxi]

You forgot to say 'lol'

Now off to bed with you - big day tomorrow, you get to be Isiah 15

[New Girl]

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[Bob Buzzard]

Louisa Wrote:

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> The thing with bob buzzard is there's an element

> of likability about him/her. This newbie has

> failed on every one of the 7 golden rules. It just

> doesn't work.

>

> Louisa.

Thank you Louisa - yes, I am quite likable (I think). P.S. I am no troll despite being confined to the Lounge.

[Zebedee Tring]

One eye's 'igher than the other one.

[Bob Buzzard]

Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> One eye's 'igher than the other one.

On examination in the mirror this evening they do appear roughly symmetrically placed.

[Louisa]

Well I too have been confined to the lounge for months now, and I'm rather liking my time here. I feel like a squatter who's reluctantly redecorated, put a few homely items about the place and is now settled rather nicely.

Louisa.

[JohnL]

As the Ghanaian embassy says "If you have already lost funds or feel you may currently be involved in the above described scheme, please contact your local Secret Service field office."

http://ghana.usembassy.gov/419-scam.html

Wheres that in ED then ?

[red devil]

Louisa, keep your feet off the sofa!...

[Bob Buzzard]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Well I too have been confined to the lounge for

> months now, and I'm rather liking my time here. I

> feel like a squatter who's reluctantly

> redecorated, put a few homely items about the

> place and is now settled rather nicely.

>

> Louisa.

How lovely, a fellow confined person, I had no idea you are also confined. It's quite frustrating as I do have valid local concerns and opinions as I'm sure you do too.

[*Bob*]

Bob Buzzard Wrote:

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It's quite frustrating

> as I do have valid local concerns and opinions as

> I'm sure you do too.

.. and multiple logins, don't forget those, Bob

[Bob Buzzard]

*Bob* some people say I am your alter ego.

[Louisa]

I can confirm I do NOT have multiple log-ins. I've also not said the b@&w-in phrase in a long time. So why am I still restricted? It's a class based witch hunt.

Louisa.