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If you have to ask this on a public internet forum I doubt you are qualified in terms of hygiene to provide any food! Hang on though, you did say Northcross Rd 'market'? Ask Foxy. .


jhhbrook Wrote:

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> I assume you'd need a license and register through

> the council, but does anyone know the details of

> this process? Would be really helpful we want to

> eat and provide exquisite cuisine.

Grok is right. Please make sure you abide by all the necessary regulations in order to qualify as being a ?market? stall - according to DulwichFox - our local market inspector.



- the only goods that can be sold are apples, potatoes, bananas, items made from polyester (clothing, luggage), sweets sold by the scoop that look like well-known sweets but don?t taste the same.


- Goods for sale and prices of said goods should be declared to passers-by in an unintelligible fashion at top volume - like a donkey which has just had a stick shoved up it?s ringpiece.


- wear your leather money pouch at all times and be sure to smoke one roll-up (no cigarettes please) every five minutes, especially if you?re handling food.


- gentlemen should be addressed as ?mate?, ladies as ?darlin??


- all communication should be in French, like they do in France - The Spiritual Home Of Markets




Follow these rules and you can?t go far wrong. ?It?s what the people want?

Good see Star-Bob-Star back.. have missed you ridiculous comments..


I haven't been posting myself here recently and was talking about this to someone else

who was inquiring why The Forum was so quiet.


I replied 'They don't have anyone to have a go at..' as Louisa was also not posting.


But then I put 2-3 posts up and the Forum has bust into life.. You could not make it up..


Talk about neigbourhood watch...


Awaiting comments about Egoism, Narcissism, and all the other -isms


P.S.

By the way by definition...

Egoism does not uplift oneself above others. It is venal but not at the expense of others.

Egoism can be considered a virtue. It can be a vivid or a normative view.


Hope that helps..


DulwichFox

jhhbrook


Take no notice of *bob*'s comments.. They are purely personal.


He thinks he thinks he is funny but Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.


There are IMHO some hygiene issues but it seems to be overlooked by some.

I'm not the Market Inspector. I use common sense. People here will bad mouth certain well established

mainly Asian outlets but wont have a word said about the market. One has to draw ones own conclusions

on why that may be..


I once asked about how to get a stall and was told 'There's a long waiting list..' and harder if you are

going to be selling similar goods to those already available..

There are many food outlets already but cannot see that being a problem.


Good luck with your new venture..


DulwichFox

DF it seems the minute you or I burst back into life, the forum starts to react. It's like a chemical reaction.


I gave posting a break too as I felt A few folk were over indulging in goading, the greedy swines (yes that includes you *Bob*). So now they've had a bit of a crash diet, no doubt these couple of posts will give you something to feed on. I'm still banned from the main section, I think this forum reaps what it sows. Ban informative members and end up up with no forum at all. As you were.


Louisa.

Missed you too Seabag. Like a caged lion that's not been fed in a while, I do hope you enjoyed chomping on that feast of a post I just fed you! I think the Goading stick needs its battery recharging my love!


And red devil could you not pick a better actress? I like to see myself as a slightly more matured Jodie Foster of sorts, and I picture foxy as more of a Donald Sutherland (Hunger Games incarnation) kind of chap. Nice try though.


Louisa.

I did that too *Bob*, but it's not enough.

To show my appreciation I've decided to have his photo transferred onto icing to adorn my EDF anniversary cake, 8 years in a month's time. I just wouldn't have made it this far without him...

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