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I've just got back and made a sandwich with a cup of tea and having a potter about on the forum and have just stunbled across StevetT's thread in the drawing room:


Should one child per famaily be made law?


"As we are an over populated country should we adopt the same ideas on population control as China, one family one child?"


I'm not about to go into the details and possible ulterior motives that have inspired this thread but I can't help salute SteveT's unaware sense of humour. That completely caught me off guard and cracked me up. You may well be attempting to generate discussion Steve but if that fails just rest assured that your efforts weren't lost.


That was genuinely funny and I thank you for it.

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How would they manage it?


Forceable sterilisation after your first sprog or forced abortions?


I thought the birth rate was going down and we are going to be stuffed when it comes to people wiping our arses for us when we get old.


Have we suddenly been popping out sprogs like bacteria multiply or something cos it was only last year we had all of those scary headlines about an aging population.


Maybe we should just cull old twats instead, what do you reckon?


Lovely guy, that SteveT, wouldn't want to cull him obviously!

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