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Of course it's the Daily Mail so they've an agenda...


..but, nevertheless not surprising from someone whose see's her whole life point of being telling the plebs - she is proper posh after all, although she tries to hide it - what to do and think whilst she and her elite chums do what they want.... now where were her kids educated?


Next leader of the Labour Party? She'd be as bad for attracting voters to the Labour Party as Michael Foot was...

"The Mail's journalists were snouting around Dulwich Park yesterday tring to find the person whose car was hit."


I was in Dulwich park flying my remote control helicopter yesterday and the bloke in the icecream van said he'd had Mail hacks poking their nose about.

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> "The Mail's journalists were snouting around

> Dulwich Park yesterday tring to find the person

> whose car was hit."

>

> I was in Dulwich park flying my remote control

> helicopter yesterday and the bloke in the icecream

> van said he'd had Mail hacks poking their nose

> about.


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STOP PRESS....


MAIL HACKS WACKED


At around 2 pm on saturday a cross bow killer silently shot two reporters stone dead in leafy Dulwich park, the police are looking for the killer described as Tall & furry with a pointed snout.


......"he is armed with a helicopter and must not be approached"


said Chief inspector Pratt of the Yard.

Woof.


If I were bestowed the opportunity of eliminating tabloid journalists I'd opt for a far more imaginative method than strafing them with a toy helicopter.


I'd much rather incapacitate them. Tie their ankles to the bumper of a 4x4 and drive up and down Fleet street at 100mph.


Or if I was feeling really cruel I'd lock them in an air tight bunker with Amanda Platell to bicker over the depleting reserves of oxygen whilst watching them literally argue themselves to death.

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