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I might make it Sean, but am testing myself with a month without booze, so am considering hibernating for the whole month, but pencil me in nonetheless as the Castle is very handy for me and I'm sure I can enjoy orange and lemonade just as much as Guinness....


At least the disappointment of the result won't be exagerrated by alcohol.


Is Michel Platini referring?

Ah - a near miss, then. I watched the second half there. Received several quizzical looks due, I told myself, to a combination of my lack of repro Nylon + swarthy, Italianate, swoon boat* looks.


Also received: an impassioned by-the-porcelain lecture in defensive tactics from a gentleman whose micturation was in full progress when I entered said facilities, and still in impressive flow when I left.


That was probably Quids, right?


* Pace *Bob*

Ah - a near miss, then. I watched the second half there. Received several quizzical looks due, I told myself, to a combination of my lack of repro Nylon + swarthy, Italianate, swoon boat* looks.


Also received: an impassioned by-the-porcelain lecture in defensive tactics from a gentleman whose micturation was in full progress when I entered said facilities, and still in impressive flow when I left.


That was probably Quids, right?


* Pace *Bob*

Ted Max Wrote:

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> Ah - a near miss, then. I watched the second half

> there. Received several quizzical looks due, I

> told myself, to a combination of my lack of repro

> Nylon + swarthy, Italianate, swoon boat* looks.

>

> Also received: an impassioned by-the-porcelain

> lecture in defensive tactics from a gentleman

> whose micturation was in full progress when I

> entered said facilities, and still in impressive

> flow when I left.

>

> That was probably Quids, right?

>

> * Pace *Bob*



Did he have a 'large one' and try and show you any tatoos?

Ted Max Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Ah - a near miss, then. I watched the second half

> there. Received several quizzical looks due, I

> told myself, to a combination of my lack of repro

> Nylon + swarthy, Italianate, swoon boat* looks.

>

> Also received: an impassioned by-the-porcelain

> lecture in defensive tactics from a gentleman

> whose micturation was in full progress when I

> entered said facilities, and still in impressive

> flow when I left.

>

> That was probably Quids, right?

>

> * Pace *Bob*



Did he have a 'large one' and try and show you any tatoos?

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