Cost of a 2 bed static caravan

[Louisa]

I'm thinking of investing in a static caravan (you know like those ones working class people stay in for holidays in grotesque places like leysdown and yarmouth). I've been searching on rightmove but I can't find any nearby for sale, does anyone have a clue how much they would cost and could I dump one on Peckham Rye? Any thoughts? Thanks.

Louisa.

[DulwichFox]

Peckham Rye.. Lou. That's Common Land.. Same as Goose Green..

But don't you feel Goose Green opposite the EDT and closer to Kebab & Wine would be best suited to your needs. :)

Foxy

[ed_pete]

Here you go

https://www.gumtree.com/p/caravans/buccaneer-gypsy-caravan/1140386129

[Louisa]

That sounds the business ed_pete, I'm tempted. I wonder if I could plonk it on someone's drive foxy? Seeing as common land might cause objection. Maybe I could find a 900k one bed garden flat with room out the front to land it on? It does sound tempting having one on GG, I could shout at people as they walk past and as you rightly point out, be in spitting distance of a doner and bottle of pinot.

Louisa.

[DulwichFox]

Sorry Lou.. Drive ? My front garden is 3 wheelie bins widths - long.

Not big enough for a motorbike.

Foxy.

[Loz]

Lou. you can build a brand new 2 bed house for about ?70k all in. It's finding somewhere to put it that's the costly part.

[Ridgley]

I did not know caravan had a class:)

[Louisa]

Loz I think I've solved the housing crisis. If yuppies are going to force house prices up, why don't we all just invest in a static caravan and park it up on the common land of Peckham Rye and Goose Green? I think I'm onto something here. And Ridgley believe me caravans do. How many yummy mummy types from around here would you see enjoying a weekend away at Bognor? Half of them have probably never even heard of the place!

Louisa.

[Loz]

Dunno about Bognor, but I had a couple of weekends in Margate about 5 or so years ago. Can't say it was the most pleasant experience.

[DulwichFox]

Louisa..

You could always join the Circus or Funfair and travel around stopping off at various places around the country.

Foxy

[Help-Ma-Boab]

"park it up on the common land of Peckham Rye and Goose Green?"

Just not on top of the daffodils though eh Lou.

[Louisa]

Great idea foxy, but more importantly will you be joining me? Perhaps we could start a double act?

HMB I would of course have to be careful with my positioning, as you rightly point out. I'm sure wildlife and caravan can live in perfect harmony- with not one single daf being deliberately murdered on my watch.

I could perhaps start my own tarot reading service from my new mobile home? I've always been interested in the cards.

Louisa.

[DulwichFox]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Great idea foxy, but more importantly will you be

> joining me? Perhaps we could start a double act?

>

> HMB I would of course have to be careful with my

> positioning, as you rightly point out. I'm sure

> wildlife and caravan can live in perfect harmony-

> with not one single daf being deliberately

> murdered on my watch.

>

> I could perhaps start my own tarot reading service

> from my new mobile home? I've always been

> interested in the cards.

>

> Louisa.

And with me being an amateur magician I too have an interest in cards..

Perhaps I could learn how to saw you in half.. Might need a few attempts before I get it right

Would you trust me ? :)

Foxy

[Ridgley]

I was thought a winnebago was my sort of caravan:0