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I'm thinking of investing in a static caravan (you know like those ones working class people stay in for holidays in grotesque places like leysdown and yarmouth). I've been searching on rightmove but I can't find any nearby for sale, does anyone have a clue how much they would cost and could I dump one on Peckham Rye? Any thoughts? Thanks.


Louisa.

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That sounds the business ed_pete, I'm tempted. I wonder if I could plonk it on someone's drive foxy? Seeing as common land might cause objection. Maybe I could find a 900k one bed garden flat with room out the front to land it on? It does sound tempting having one on GG, I could shout at people as they walk past and as you rightly point out, be in spitting distance of a doner and bottle of pinot.


Louisa.

Loz I think I've solved the housing crisis. If yuppies are going to force house prices up, why don't we all just invest in a static caravan and park it up on the common land of Peckham Rye and Goose Green? I think I'm onto something here. And Ridgley believe me caravans do. How many yummy mummy types from around here would you see enjoying a weekend away at Bognor? Half of them have probably never even heard of the place!


Louisa.

Great idea foxy, but more importantly will you be joining me? Perhaps we could start a double act?


HMB I would of course have to be careful with my positioning, as you rightly point out. I'm sure wildlife and caravan can live in perfect harmony- with not one single daf being deliberately murdered on my watch.


I could perhaps start my own tarot reading service from my new mobile home? I've always been interested in the cards.


Louisa.

Louisa Wrote:

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> Great idea foxy, but more importantly will you be

> joining me? Perhaps we could start a double act?

>

> HMB I would of course have to be careful with my

> positioning, as you rightly point out. I'm sure

> wildlife and caravan can live in perfect harmony-

> with not one single daf being deliberately

> murdered on my watch.

>

> I could perhaps start my own tarot reading service

> from my new mobile home? I've always been

> interested in the cards.

>

> Louisa.


And with me being an amateur magician I too have an interest in cards..


Perhaps I could learn how to saw you in half.. Might need a few attempts before I get it right


Would you trust me ? :)


Foxy

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