Credit Crunch Tips

[EDKiwi]

daizie Wrote:

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> Avoid splashing out on handsfree sets & getting

> fined for using your phone while driving. Simply

> pop your mobile inside a large shell and the

> police will think you are listening to the sea!

...or just make your own, simples

 

[rainbow]

Ready roasted chicken's bone use for stock

[woofmarkthedog]

Don't bother with faddy diets, just contract "Gastric flu" it's free & the pounds just fall away

When you've finished pass it on to someone else

W**F

[Clazza]

Use www.quidco.com before you buy anything great way to get cashback

[daizie]

OLD people, if you feel cold indoors this winter, simply pop outside for ten minutes without a coat, when you go back inside you will really feel the benefit.

[EDKiwi]

Disconnect your radiators from your boiler then discretly drill a hole in the wall and connect your neighbours central heating system to yours.

While your at it, do the same with your power for extra savings.

[brum]

Don't pay cash to watch Premier League football matches. Go to watch the games on Dulwich Park instead - its free! They play football at a surprisingly high standard.

[daizie]

SAVE a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam, they will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.

[daizie]

Brew your own beer and wine. You'll save money and you'll save on housing costs when you spend six months in rehab paid for by the NHS .

[RosieH]

Here's another one from those brilliant weekly women's mags:

"Last Christmas I didn't get the nice fluffy slippers I'd hoped for. So with the help of some sanitary towels, cotton and thread, plus a bit of imagination, I made my own."

Cosy.

[The Eye]

You sure you didn't catch that on Blue Peter?

You can just picture it can't you...

Yvette Fielding: "Hang on there kids...yup...nearly got it...there you go...thats one I used earlier."

[daizie]

:))

[dulwichmum]

I have been sent this offer via my blog and I thought that perhaps forumites may be interested. I would love to see this film myself, but I work during the day;

Watch The Blind Side at a preview screening before its nationwide cinema release on 26th March!

To celebrate the release of the Oscar? winning The Blind Side on 26th March, readers have a chance to be the first to see the film at a variety of cinemas on Tuesday 16th March.

For your chance to attend a special daytime preview screening (at a number of locations), simply enter the below code at www.seefilmfirst.com to get your complimentary pair of tickets!

Code: 560634

"The Blind Side Synopsis: Teenager Michael Oher (Quinton Aaron) is surviving on his own, virtually homeless, when he is spotted on the street by Leigh Anne Tuohy (Sandra Bullock). Learning that the young man is one of her daughter?s classmates, Leigh Anne insists that Michael?wearing shorts and a t-shirt in the dead of winter?come out of the cold. Without a moment?s hesitation, she invites him to stay at the Tuohy home for the night. What starts out as a gesture of kindness turns into something more as Michael becomes part of the Tuohy family despite the differences in their backgrounds.

Living in his new environment, the teen faces a completely different set of challenges to overcome. And as the family helps Michael fulfill his potential, both on and off the football field, Michael?s presence in the Tuohys? lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own."

Locations:

Colchester

Brighton

Beckenham

Manchester Printworks

Derby

Exeter

Guildford

Lincoln

Richmond

Worcester

Maidstone

Kettering

Kingston upon Thames

Norwich

Streatham

Epsom

Muswell Hill

Swansea

Camden Town

Edinburgh Wester Hailes

Greenwich

London

Hatfield Galleria

Huddersfield

South Woodford

Southend on Sea

Surrey Quays

Bristol

Wimbledon

West Thurrock

[woofmarkthedog]

Dulwich Mum wrote...

_I have been sent this offer via my blog and I thought that perhaps forumites may be interested. I would love to see this film myself, but I work during the day;

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Yeah , right

2 x Nurofen & 2 x Paracetamol is considered work these days

W**F

[SteveT]

That's a bit unfair Woof Dulwichmum works every bit as hard as any other royal personage that I know of.

[dulwichmum]

Oh SteveT sweetie, you are such a love. And it is not as though I am an arse like the Duke of Edinburgh, going around insulting people or anything. I mean, I am a genuine member of the public with a job and everything...

[????]

She re-pointed my chimney only last week Steve

[woofmarkthedog]

She..

Rodded my cess pit

W**F

[LegalEagle-ish]

That sounds so wrong Woofy!

[SteveT]

Townleygreen wrote:- Sex is essentially free. Go for it.

You have never experienced a divorce court and the way it dishes out your assets on the termination of ones marriage.

[woofmarkthedog]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> That sounds so wrong Woofy!

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Aren't all the best things ?

W**F

[dulwichmum]

*Glares at Woofmarkthedog*

Tips cap to ????

[woofmarkthedog]

She...

Flashed unwittingly a "T bar" out the back of her trousers whilst doing it too

Which added "something" to the job

W**F

[brum]

Enjoy free nights out down your local pub by only drinking tap water. If you're feeling brave, ask for ice and a slice thrown in too.

[Lord Sornoff]

Avoid financial meltdown by not measuring your economy solely on houseprices. Oh, and if you're in power, don't get in bed with a sector and be complacent in your partners reckless and greedy habits.

Realising that markets are amoral, which is why they should be regulated in the first place with a firmer hand.

Might help.