iaineasy Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I like a really nice freindly, but firm handshake. Quite often you get those limp kind of clammy ones which kind of drive me mad, whats with that? I sometimes just want to get these people and shake there arm off with encouragement. A good handshake is a great thing, If your asking me to quote some work with you please give me a good handshake its likely to save you some money in the long run. But what I really want to know is wtf is a "masonic handshake" Anyone ever had one? hugs as ever Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 It's all in the third phalange. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
iaineasy Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Oh yeah and what happens if you get a masonic handshake by accident? Maybe its not possible because you need you need 3 thumbs or something to do it.Is that the "ring " finger?? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 As long as you get a fair shake, then that's all that matters. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I hate a firm handshake. I have broke my right hand in 3 places on two occassions and when anyone squeezes it, it is agony cos of bone deformities! :(Just give me a peck on the cheek! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I like milkshakeDoes that countW**F* Er.. I don't actually* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy two times Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Another great gag. Give that guy a hand. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Woof, does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I think it's more the Channel 5 kids TV variety. "mamma-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-more-milk-shake!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 A masonic handshake communicates your status in the organisation through the position of the thumb.If you're not a mason you wouldn't notice. ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Is that some sort of Masonic smiley? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Or is that one called a winky? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266124 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 That's a secret. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I won't accept masonry unless they let me go straight to that Brazen Serpent level.I'm sorry but these are my terms, lodge that in your pipe and see who masterfully worships it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I won't accept masonry unless they let me go straight to that Brazen Serpent level.I'm sorry but these are my terms, lodge that in your pipe and see who masterfully worships it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8732-a-good-handshake/#findComment-266632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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