a good handshake

[iaineasy]

I like a really nice freindly, but firm handshake. Quite often you get those limp kind of clammy ones which kind of drive me mad, whats with that? I sometimes just want to get these people and shake there arm off with encouragement. A good handshake is a great thing, If your asking me to quote some work with you please give me a good handshake its likely to save you some money in the long run. But what I really want to know is wtf is a "masonic handshake" Anyone ever had one?

hugs as ever

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

It's all in the third phalange.

[iaineasy]

Oh yeah and what happens if you get a masonic handshake by accident? Maybe its not possible because you need you need 3 thumbs or something to do it.Is that the "ring " finger??

[HonaloochieB]

As long as you get a fair shake, then that's all that matters.

[ratty]

I hate a firm handshake. I have broke my right hand in 3 places on two occassions and when anyone squeezes it, it is agony cos of bone deformities! :(

Just give me a peck on the cheek!

[woofmarkthedog]

I like milkshake

Does that count

W**F

* Er.. I don't actually*

[jimmy two times]

Another great gag. Give that guy a hand.

[Moos]

Woof, does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

[capt_birdseye]

I think it's more the Channel 5 kids TV variety. "mamma-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-more-milk-shake!"

[Huguenot]

A masonic handshake communicates your status in the organisation through the position of the thumb.

If you're not a mason you wouldn't notice. ;-)

[Brendan]

Is that some sort of Masonic smiley?

[Brendan]

Or is that one called a winky?

[Huguenot]

That's a secret.

[HonaloochieB]

I won't accept masonry unless they let me go straight to that Brazen Serpent level.

I'm sorry but these are my terms, lodge that in your pipe and see who masterfully worships it.

[HonaloochieB]

I won't accept masonry unless they let me go straight to that Brazen Serpent level.

I'm sorry but these are my terms, lodge that in your pipe and see who masterfully worships it.