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BIG WHITE TEETH ("BWT")


Mick Mac

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Too many glossy people around Quids. They are all cosmetic. Not real at all.


Very few people are "home made" these days. Most have plastic added. They do look nice though.


On Children in Need tonight:


Terry Wogan (home made) Vs The Blonde Girl (cosmetic, I suspect). I know who I'd rather spend time with....

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Too many glossy people around Quids. They are all cosmetic. Not real at all.


Very few people are "home made" these days. Most have plastic added. They do look nice though.


On Children in Need tonight:


Terry Wogan (home made) Vs The Blonde Girl (cosmetic, I suspect). I know who I'd rather spend time with....

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Me. Nicole Kidman.

Me, certain in the knowledge that if Nic ever propositioned me along the lines of a night of no-strings sex then I'd acquiesce.

Danny Baker. One afternoon on his radio show mentions that Nic's teeth resemble baked beans. I'm sure he was backed up by Baylen Leonard as well.

There and then, for me, love dies.

Sorry Nic.

Don't blame the Candyman though, he knew not.

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Me. Nicole Kidman.

Me, certain in the knowledge that if Nic ever propositioned me along the lines of a night of no-strings sex then I'd acquiesce.

Danny Baker. One afternoon on his radio show mentions that Nic's teeth resemble baked beans. I'm sure he was backed up by Baylen Leonard as well.

There and then, for me, love dies.

Sorry Nic.

Don't blame the Candyman though, he knew not.

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daizie Wrote:

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> Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens

> a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he

> is dead). I suspect its because she's tight .


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She keeps her dead Dad in the suitcase in the attic, that's not tight, it's just plain wrong


And her Mother, she's up there too no doubt . They have little tea parties, the conversation is a little one sided, stiffled even, but it soon warms up, isn't that right Dazie? Now where exactly does the "friend" live.



W**F


*calls Maudsley for back up*

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daizie Wrote:

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> Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens

> a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he

> is dead). I suspect its because she's tight .


___________________________________________________


She keeps her dead Dad in the suitcase in the attic, that's not tight, it's just plain wrong


And her Mother, she's up there too no doubt . They have little tea parties, the conversation is a little one sided, stiffled even, but it soon warms up, isn't that right Dazie? Now where exactly does the "friend" live.



W**F


*calls Maudsley for back up*

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