Is it wrong, or a secret vice ?

[TheArtfulDogger]

Just ordered and eaten a takeaway for one and currently eating a huge bag of prawn crackers on my own.

Is it wrong to sit there, all bloated and stuffed and not able to resist dipping your paw into the bag for one more delicious cracker until before you know it you have emptied your bag, leaving tell tale signs all over the sofa and feeling decidedly guilty for self indulging yourself or is it a vice that you are addicted to and no matter what you can't resist the calling.

It's no good, I am among friends and I have to say

"My name is Artful and I am addicted to prawn crackers ☺️"

[Seabag]

Have you ever set fire to one

Bloody hell, there's no better firelighter

[Sue]

It's only wrong if you order a takeaway for two and pretend there's someone else there :))

I've only done it once so that doesn't count as a secret vice - does it? :))