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I'm glad the golf writers boycotted his speech today. What was the point if questions couldn't be asked? He may as well have posted the script on his web site. Asked what he thought sex therapy was one American journalist on the radio today reckoned it must be a case of being weaned off 4 blondes a week, down to three etc until he just needs one! No wonder he's gone back in for more therapy.

Look...


The guys really a "bat & ball" salesman of some magnitude


He loves to get his balls into or as near to as many holes as he can, as quick as possible


So he putted a few in the rough, sheeeeze



A bit of "only holes with flags in " therapy, should see those bats & balls moving again



Next ?




W**F

  • 3 months later...

Did...


..anyone watch the documentary last night...


Well, what can you say..?


1. He's a golf robot


2. He's mega rich


3. He's got a big "bat" & can go all night



Other than that, a normal & down to earth guy





Oh & remember you heard it in "The National inquire" first...


( 99p of quality weekly news )




*OO*

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> 1. He's a golf robot

>

> 2. He's mega rich

>

> 3. He's got a big "bat" & can go all night



So.....you've met my ex-husband then? I guess 2 out of 3 isn't bad.


'Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.'*


*PGW, naturally.

katie1997 Wrote:

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> woofmarkthedog Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

>

> > 1. He's a golf robot

> >

> > 2. He's mega rich

> >

> > 3. He's got a big "bat" & can go all night

>

>

> So.....you've met my ex-husband then? I guess 2

> out of 3 isn't bad.

>

> 'Sudden success in golf is like the sudden

> acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and

> deteriorate the character.'*

>

> *PGW, naturally.



Wodehouse - I'm impressed Katie....(not sure anyone else will be though)

Oh, Mic Mac Grannies Knickers...



Of course we're impressed , she Katie? that is, is a font of high quality "quipery & comment"


Anyway how is the lawn or do you have a "fairway" to go...?


* raises eyebrows at golf pun extraordinaire "


http://www.golfplayermania.com/files/images/Driver%20and%20cover_0.jpg That club says it all...."what"




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